- FO
- Faculty Of....
- .fo
- (Domain code for) Faroe Islands.
- FO
- Flash Override. A key on an AUTOVON
phone, q.v.
- FO
- Force Ouvrière. French
literally meaning `Working Force' (taking the infinitive gerund into the
English present participle). A better translation, both as idiomatic English
and as description, would be `Work Force.' In any case, it's one of
France's five big labor unions.
- FO, F.O.
- Foreign Office. British for what is State Department in the US
government. AA in German.
- FO
- Fragrance Oil. An artificial fragrance consisting of a mix of esters
dissolved in alcohol. Used in perfumes, soaps, personal hygiene products, etc.
Cheaper but more volatile than traditional fragrances
(essential oils -- EO's). When fragrance oils
were new, the main problem was that they were harsh and noticeably artificial.
To achieve a convincing verisimilitude of natural odor, one must mix a
reasonable number of different chemicals, say 20-30.
- FOAD
- Senator-Exon Off And Die.
- FOAF
- Friend Of A Friend. FOAF stories are not acceptable as evidence in
courts of law.
- foam-making acumen
- This phrase is free; you can use it for any legal purpose without need
for attribution, please!
- FOB
- Forward Operating Base [for military operations].
- FOB
- Friend Of Bill. A crony of Bill Clinton, from the time before he was
president of the US. Also known generically as First Friends. The term
passed out of use during the first presidential term, to be replaced by
``witness.'' [Cf. amicus curiae.]
This FOB is pronounced ``eff oh bee.'' A nice feature of the initialism is
that over the phone it sounds just like SOB. Even if you're not an FOB, you
can still visit the White House.
The term is also used for a friend of President Bill Gates (William H.
Gates III). That is probably the dominant use already in 1997, as Bill C.
is a lame duck with a lame foot.
Hmmm. There's been some water under the bridge
since I wrote that line.
- FOB, F.O.B., fob, f.o.b., f/o/b
- Free On Board. Designates the price of imports before import duties are assessed.
- FOB
- Fresh Off [the] Boat. Very recent immigrant. I suppose that in principle,
it ought to refer only to immigrants who haven't
paid taxes yet. Something like that. At some point, an FOB must come to
be called a ``first-generation American'' (or more generally a
``first-generation [Your Country Here]-an'').
Cf. ABC, ABCD, and CBC.
In less acronymic times, a century ago, a common equivalent of FOB was
green-horn or greenhorn.
- FOC
- Free Of Charge. No charge! Gratis! Complimentary! Costs hidden elsewhere.
Not a technical term in electrostatics.
- FOC
- Full Operational Capability. [Federalese.]
- FOCI
- Fiber Optic Communications Inc.
- foci
- Plural of focus.
- F.O.E.
- Fraternal Order of Eagles. Once they
were ``The Fighting Fraternity,'' but now they're a service organization and
they want you to know that they are responsible for Mother's Day and Social
Security. Well, you used to shake 'em down, but now you stop and think about
your dignity. Founded in 1898, so you know they're not an air force outfit.
They're International! (US and Canada both.)
- foe
- Ten to the Fifty-One Ergs. That is, 1051 ergs or
1044 joules. A lot of energy. Enough to guarantee US energy
independence for approximately 1024 years at current rates of
consumption. And there are many power sources that can supply a foe or more of
power. As usual, however, the problem is getting at it.
For example, there are about two trillion barrels of recoverable oil in US
deposits of oil shale. Oil shale is currently used in Germany, Israel, China,
Brazil, and Estonia, but we haven't been able to overcome the technical
hurdles. Also, there are about 10 billion barrels of petroleum under
Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Reserve, but we
mustn't drill there because of the lush biodiversity at Arctic latitudes.
And there are an estimated 85 billion barrels of recoverable oil and 420
trillion cubic feet of natural gas under the outer continental shelf, but we
mustn't drill there either. We mustn't build more refineries or nuclear or
coal-burning power plants, because in the long run it makes more sense to send
trillions of dollars to unstable third world kleptocracies and theocrazies. We
must build windmills, but not if they can be seen from Martha's Vineyard. The
only ugly thing allowed in my back yard is my
legislator, so long as he's on a short leash. We should make alcohol by
fermenting corn and grasses, and it will generate enough fuel to power the
tractors that harvest it. As a side benefit, it will raise the price of grain
and save the small family farm.
So what power sources can supply a foe of energy? Well, a typical star -- like
the Sun, for instance -- radiates on the order of a foe of energy over the
course of its entire life. Unfortunately, it lives billions of years, so you
can wait a long time to get what you want. It's kind of like having a rich
uncle in excellent health.
Another problem is that the drip-drip-drip of energy is not delivered direct to
us; instead, it is scattered as light radiating in all directions, so that
heedless aliens on distant worlds could see one more twinkling star in their
sky, if they bothered to turn any of their eyes in our direction. What a waste.
As it is, the power flux density of light from the Sun, at a distance of one
astronomical unit (here we are, baby), is about 1000 watts per square meter.
Plants collect this by using chlorophyll and some Rube Goldberg-like chemical
cycles, with an overall efficiency of a fraction of a percent.
Little of this has anything really to do with foe, of course, but that sort of
thing never stopped me before. Apparently the foe unit was coined by the
astrophysicist Gerry Brown of SUNY-Stony Brook. It's a convenient unit for
describing the energy released in the explosion of a supernova over the course
of its lifetime (measured in seconds).
- FOFA
- Follow-On (Military) Forces Attack.
- FOG
- Fiber-Optic Gyroscope.
- FOI
- Fiber-Optic Interface.
- FOI
- Freedom Of Information.
- FOIA
- Freedom Of Information Act. US law (1966) that requires government
agencies to release information they have developed, absent some good reason
not to (privacy, security, proprietary restrictions). In Canada a similar law is officially entitled the
``Access to Information Act'' (action illustrated here), but informally also called the ``Freedom Of
Information Act.'' In the UK there is no similar
law, and a lot of British investigative journalism relies on American FOIA
releases to learn about British government activity.
This shows how useful Question Time (PMQ) is.
- FOIRL
- Fiber-Optic Inter-Repeater Link.
- Folch
- Sorry, this entry is just here to remind me to finish the FLL and FUL
entries.
- FOLDOC
- Free (and quite
good) On-Line Dictionary
of Computing created by Denis Howe. [That site's in England; there are
mirrors on InfoStreet
(CA USA), at
NightFlight (CA USA),
Institut Gaspard Monge (France),
Bilkent University (Turkey),
and various other
places.]
- FOLDOP
- Free On-Line Dictionary of
Philosophy, modeled on FOLDOC. FOLDOP was
last updated October 28, 2006, with no plans for further updating or support
from its editorial board, but it remains available on line. Its 2021 entries,
written in Italo-English, are also available for download as a 7.3 MB pdf.
- FOM
- Federation Object Models.
Maybe ``Bones'' can fix this ``explanation.''
- FOM, f.o.m.
- Figure Of Merit. Nice curves! No?
- FOMC
- Federal Open Market Committee. A committee, of senior officers of the
Federal Reserve Board, that meets monthly to establish Federal Reserve
rates that affect the interest rates charged by member banks to their
customers.
- FONDL
- Friends Of Naked Dancing Llama.
- fonts
- Here's a good list of
downloadable fonts primarily for languages that occur in Biblical studies.
- foo
- A
variable, but you can use it to stand for anything. Etymology uncertain.
Cf. foobar, foo fighter, fu.
- FOO
- Forward Observation Officer.
- foobar
- A variable. Usage: ``Unix has no `show'
command corresponding to `set,' as VMS did.
Instead, to show the value of a single variable one enters
`echo $
foobar', where foobar is the name of the
variable defined by a set command.''
The syllables foo (q.v.) and bar, as well as
various others are used as alternate variables.
It is just barely conceivable that this might have some etymological connection
to fubar. The decisive flaw in this hypothesis is
that hackers are much too clean-minded to descend to such vulgarity.
When I wrote the preceding paragraph, it was meant ironically. Boy, do I have
foo on my face. According to the Jargon
file, which represents thousands of hours of speculation and also some
research by subscribers to relevant newsgroups, foo
has an independent origin preceding the WWII-vintage fubar. Presumably the use of foo and
foobar as metasyntactic led to similar use of bar.
See the
foo and
foobar
entries in the Jargon File.
Did you say food bar?
- Foobar
- A metasyntactic variable that is a proper
noun in a natural language with enough self-respect to capitalize proper nouns,
or the first word in a sentence. In German, all
nouns are capitalized.
- food addiction
- Unique among the addictions, in that abstinence is not considered a viable
therapeutic option.
- food bar
- A salad bar with food that isn't all salad or salad components or bread or dessert. A buffet
bar. A help-yourself smorgasbord. Eat! Eat
till you burst!
Cf. foobar.
- food fighters
- Well, I guess that makes sense. After all, if you're going to have
a food fight you're going to need some food and some -- oh! It's
foo fighters! Nevermind. Try the
fu entry for fight foo.
- food item
- An order component in a fast-food
``restaurant.''
I used to think that was the only meaning, but the other day I noticed that the
classroom doors in O'Shag have plastic plaques
advising
Food and drink items are not allowed in the classrooms.
I'm not sure that's really clear enough. You know, words can convey
information, so it's a mathematical fact that more words can convey
more information. Let's try it, shall we not?
Things that are food and drink items are not allowed in the classrooms.
Food and drink were also forbidden in Hesburgh Library. (And the aluminum-can
recycling bins were on the second floor.)
Cf. the thoughts at this food product.
At the store, food items like meat and potato chips are ``groceries'' for tax
purposes. Food items are theoretically consumed in portions or helpings called
serving sizes, which often differ from the
quantities in which they are packaged and sold.
- food loaf
- A breadlike substance made up of the previous day's leftovers. This is
served, or eaten, or at least made available, in Texas prisons. Loaves, called by a small range of
similar names in various states, have become an increasingly popular form of
discipline in US jails and prisons. Proof, if the French needed any further
evidence, that Americans are barbarians. The question is, do loaves constitute
cruel or unusual punishment, prohibited by the US constitution? The loaves
have prompted some lawsuits.
In Pennsylvania prisons, a breakfast loaf contains prunes, eggs, toast, hash
browns, bacon and orange juice. That's what Fox News reports, but perhaps the
loaf is served with orange juice.
Many years ago, in a book of anecdotes about great chemists, I read about an
experiment done by Robert Williams Wood. Wood (1868-1955) was famous as a
spectroscopist and is usually described as a physicist, but we won't quibble.
I seemed to remember that this this experiment was done when he was at Harvard,
but he was only there for his B.A. Second guess:
Johns Hopkins. He was living
in a boardinghouse, and he suspected that the woman who ran it was recycling
scraps from one meal into the next. One day at dinner he left a nice morsel of
meat uneaten, but salted with strontium chloride. The next morning for
breakfast he brought the necessary equipment -- I imagine a candle would have
sufficed -- took a bit of the hash they was served and put it in the flame.
It burned with the characteristic reddish hue of strontium (Sr).
(I can't recall the title of the book, from before -- probably way
before -- 1982, so details here and in the preceding paragraph are from
memory.) The strontium story suggests that Wood was a tough customer. None of
the stories about him suggested that he was a nice guy. During one of the
Solvay conferences (I guess the second, in October 1913 in Brussels), Marie
Curie demanded that no one smoke cigars. Wood and some other cretin did, and
she walked out.
- foodservice
- A word used by the food-service industry to mean food service and
food-service.
- fooey
- Interjection meaning `balderdash' but having none of the dignity of
its sesquipedalian synonym. The noun form of balderdash is poppycock.
[English spelling is preposterous, isn't it?]
There is no noun form of fooey, but see foo.
- foo fighter
- A WWII airmen's term for a
UFO or odd atmospheric phenomenon. The alarm caused
by foo fighters was augmented by the war-time fear that they might be an enemy
weapon, but they never were. The Foo Fighters rock group took their name from
this.
The origin of the WWII term is plausibly associated with Bill Holman's ``Smokey
Stover'' comic strip, begun in 1935 and syndicated through the Chicago
Tribune. Foo was one of a number of recurring nonsense words used in
the strip, in various apparent senses. Smokey rode a two-wheeled firetruck
called the Foomobile. The wheels were side-by-side, as on a modern Segway
scooter, rather than fore-and-aft, as on a bicycle. So the word foo was
associated with paradoxical or apparently technologically advanced vehicles.
It was also associated with smoke, particularly in Smokey's oft-repeated
``Where there's foo there's fire.'' It's
been suggested that this
foo is related to the French feu (`fire').
(The common English word curfew, of course, is ultimately from an Old
French expression, spelled variously as cuevre-fu, quevre-feu,
covre-feu, and coevrefu in Anglo-French, `covered fire.')
- foo gas
- Mixture of napalm and explosives, usually set in a fifty-gallon drum.
- F.O.O.L.
- Focusing On Others Line. A line representing the spectrum of ways in which
one can unload responsibility for one's actions or decisions on others, with
``blame'' (i.e., blaming others) at one end and ``hero worship'' at the
other. The device is introduced in Your Erroneous Zones by Dr. Wayne W.
Dyer (NYC: Funk and Wagnalls, 1976), p. 144. It's in the section entitled
``Balming
and Hero Worship: Opposite Ends of the Same Externally Directed Behavior.''
No, it's not as carefully thought out as it might be, but it is an
acronym. Dyer explains, ``[y]ou are behaving as a fool if you look outside of
you for an explanation of how you should feel or what you should do.'' You
should take his word for it.
[The most obvious intellectual sloppiness in the F.O.O.L. is that the poles
represent two points in what is really an at least a two-dimensional
``spectrum.'' It is posited that hero worship is indicates externally-directed
decision-making behavior focused on admired others, and ``blame'' indicate
externally-directed analysis (and failure to take personal responsibility)
focused on despised others. The admiration/contempt variable and the
decision/analysis variable don't always coincide in this way, and it's not
clear that the second variable (decision-making or normative, final-cause
analysis, versus positive or efficient-cause analysis) can be usefully regarded
as a continuous variable.]
I bought Your Erroneous Zones second-hand in 1980 or so, and just
decided to skim it now (December 2, 2003, around 8pm). Chapter IX (pp. 176ff)
is entitled ``Putting an End to Procrastination--Now.'' Maybe that should have
been chapter I.
- FOOL
- Friend Of Our Lord. An
award given by the Betty Bowers
Ministries, just in case there was anyone left who hadn't been offended yet.
- foosh
- A common onomatopoeia. Used for the sound of a vacuum cleaner sucking up
soft debris, certain kinds of lawn sprinklers (``chicka-chicka-chicka, foosh!
foosh! foosh! foosh!''), etc.
On Columbus Day (well, October 12, anyway), 2000, Australia's Advertiser
included the following in a basketball news round-up:
AT last it can be revealed. The reason NBA scouts
have not swarmed all over 215cm Italian sensational Gregor Fucka is because of
concerns over acceptability of his name.
But Fucka - pronounced Foosh-ka - says he is comfortable with ``Gregor'' and
will not change it for anybody.
- FOOSH, foosh
- F{ell|all[s]} On Outstretched Hand. The acronym is used as an adjective (``foosh injury'') and
noun (countable and uncountable). Foosh accounts
for the majority of wrist sprains. Fooshes are very common injuries for inline
skaters, scooter riders, or whatever is popular today. Pedestrians slipping on
ice account for a large share of foosh injuries as well.
- FOOT
- Forum for Object-Oriented
Technology at CERN.
- foot-and-mouth disease
- A disease of livestock (cattle and pigs) characterized by foot and mouth
blisters. Other symptoms are reduced appetite and fever. The disease is
highly communicable between animals and can be passed in hay and other feed.
Foot-and-mouth sometimes causes death directly, but usually any animals that
show the symptoms, or that may have had contact with animals that showed the
symptoms, are slaughtered immediately -- laboratory tests take a few days.
- foot-in-mouth disease
- A disease of political animals. May be fatal the victim's political
career, especially if strange bedfellows sacrifice sufferer to save the herd.
- football
- The game of football is a lot like a blizzard or a major storm: it ties up
traffic and closes area businesses. Fortunately, games are scheduled in
advance, so you can plan to be out of town.
If you can't be out of town, you can root against the home team. If rooting
has some effect, that might help them lose and lower attendance.
- Football Bowl Subdivision
- An unwieldy name that the NCAA decided should
be used (starting in 2007) for the group of football teams known as division
I-A. The NCAA has a lot of power, but it may not have enough power to make
people say ``bowl subdivision'' instead of ``I-A.'' Division I-A teams are
eligible to compete in the lucrative and highly publicized
BCS system.
- Football Championship Subdivision
- An unwieldy name that the NCAA decided should
be used for the group of football teams known as division I-AA, starting in
Fall 2007. The NCAA pours more alcohol into the gestation vessels that hold
future I-AA players than into those that hold future I-A players. In I-AA, the
highest-ranked teams participate in a three-round play-off system to determine
the I-AA Champion. This is exactly the kind of play-off system that just can't
be implemented in division I-A, which is therefore unfortunately stuck with a
crazy BCS system that has no advantages except
profitability.
- footnote
- I am shocked to discover that we don't have a footnote entry! When we do
have an adequate footnote entry, it will be replaced by a small link to the
bottom of the page. At that time, the following will come at the end of the
(footnote to the footnote) entry.
Because you've been good and read all the way down to here, you get a treat!
I'm going to reward you with a taste of my favorite footnote, a model of
mincingly careful word selection, of fancy foot(note)work. It has been
extensively reprinted, along with the text it is an ornament to. It's footnote
number 1, on page 13 of my paperback second edition of the 1931 work mentioned
at the .ru entry.
As an illustration of the danger of disregarding the historical background we
may quote the following example taken at random. The authoritative and useful
volume, Soviet Russia in the Second Decade (A Joint Survey of the
Technical Staff of the First American Trade Union Delegation, edited by Stuart
Chase, Robert Dunn, and Rexford Guy Tugwell, New York, 1928), contains an
interesting article by Professor Tugwell on Soviet agriculture. The author
puts considerable emphasis upon land surveying, the creation of enclosed
holdings, the organization of experimental farms, and the advancement of
general education among the peasants. These developments, it seems, are among
the chief reasons which led Professor Tugwell to form his very optimistic
conclusions as to the outlook of Russian farming. No indication is given in
the article that all these measures are not new. Professor Tugwell is
undoubtedly perfectly familiar with the land reforms of Stolypin which
revolutionized land
tenure, and were directed against communal ownership. He must also know of the
immense work carried on by the zemstvos in the field of education, public
health, and the spread of agricultural knowledge among the farmers; and also
that before the War an ever increasing number of experimental stations and
model farms were opened every year by the Department of Agriculture, especially
in connection with the Stolypin land settlement plan. None of these facts,
however, is mentioned by Professor Tugwell, probably for lack of space; and
those of his readers who have little knowledge of pre-revolutionary Russia will
get the impression that all of these important measures originated with the
Soviet government when, as a matter of fact, they are merely a revival, and not
infrequently a very inadequate one, of a policy pursued by Imperial Russia for
a great many years. The optimistic forecast by Professor Tugwell, we venture
to suggest, will lose some of its point if the developments he describes are
connected with their historical setting.
Sometimes authors detonate such things in parenthetical remarks. For example,
Arthur E. Gordon begins chapter V (``Summary and Criticism of Modern Views'')
of his The Letter Names of the Latin Alphabet thus:
[Friedrich] Marx is easy to criticize. He was only twenty-three when he
published his dissertation, so his failure to present the evidence of Ausonius,
Terentianus Maurus, and the other grammarians whose testimony favors the
sonant/syllabic names of the semivowels as against ef, el, em, etc., is
perhaps understandable (though it does seem rather strange that he was so
consistent in presenting only one side of the case, and even stranger that his
edition of twenty-two or twenty-three years later does not present the missing
evidence, and that, despite having Schulze's paper by the time he published
volume 2 of his edition, he answers only one point made by Schulze, about the
credibility of the anonymous commentator on Donatus on the subject of Varro).
Gordon himself is also easy to criticize. His entire book consists of stating
and repeatedly restating others' arguments, and other others' counterarguments.
It's one of those books where you find yourself asking, ``well, what does the
author think?'' Eventually, you flip forward to page 65 and read:
I end therefore with no confidence that I have all the facts or, if I have,
that I have interpreted them correctly. But I have presented all the evidence
available to me.
- foot of the bed
- I never wondered about the grammatical number of this until I discovered
that the form of expression used in my family, the singular ``el pie de la
cama,'' is nonstandard. Much more common in the
Spanish-speaking world is ``los pies de la
cama,'' `the feet of the bed.' It doesn't even seem to be an
argentinismo. The question remains, and I don't plan to answer it, do
people mean the footboard or the end of the bed?
- FOPEN
- FOliage PENetration. No, not agent orange; radar.
- fopen()
- File OPEN. A standard C function for opening a
stream (which is usually an ordinary file, but sometimes you want to read
/dev/null).
- FOR
- Fellowship Of { Reconciliation | the Ring }.
- For
- Fornax.
Official IAU abbreviation
for the constellation.
- For a good time call...
- A person I dislike has the telephone number...
- forange
- At some time during the twentieth century, George Carlin lamented the
absence of an English word rhyming with orange, and proposed `forange,'
which would describe the social interaction that occurs when two people pass
each other in a hallway too narrow to allow two to walk abreast. I looked in a
rhyming dictionary recently and it wasn't there yet. Thomas Hardy used to
neologize dozens of words per novel, and those would quickly appear in
dictionaries as archaic usages, with Hardy's books cited as reference. We're
not as bold as we think; today a man neologizes one word, useful to both poetry
and small business, and they call him a comedian.
Willard R. Espy reportedly addressed the pressing problem of difficult-to-rhyme
words in The Game of Words
(New York: Bramhall House, 1971). I
don't happen to have that work handy, but among his many works of word play is
An Almanac of Words at Play (New York: C.N. Potter, 1975), which is
handy. For 18 February the almanac has ``Impossible Rhymes.'' Espy quotes
To find a rhyme for silver
Or any ``rhymeless'' rhyme
Requires only will, ver-
bosity and time.
This solution to the silver rhyming challenge was devised by Steven
Sondheim and published in the correspondence section of Time magazine,
incidentally demonstrating the importance of such rhyming problems, and the
eminence of the heroes who attack them. Inspired by Sondheim's achievement,
Ira Levin came up with two solutions to the penguin rhyming problem as
well as another silver rhyme. It begins to appear, or be clear, that
color words, while prominent in the difficult-rhyme discipline (witness orange
and silver, and also purple), do not exhaust the subject.
Place names in particular are also a rich source of challenges. Espy offers
solutions for three of these. F.P.A. rhymed
Massachusetts with ``or two sets.'' Espy himself rhymes Speonk (a town on Long
Island) with he-onk and she-onk. This strikes me as highly unnecessary.
Timbuctoo (as it was spelled by Samuel Wilberforce -- I suppose by the
Samuel
Wilberforce -- back in the day) was rhymed with characteristically
religious-themed ``hymn-book too.'' Thomas Huxley observed that Bishop
Wilberforce had an unfortunate prediliction for wading in over his head in
unfamiliar waters (not Huxley's words); this might be another instance, but I'm
not familiar with all the pronunciations of Timbuktu or Tombouctou.
Among other difficult rhymes from the Victorian era: R.H. Barham rhymed
velocity with ``cross it, he'' and Lord Byron rhymed intellectual
with ``hen-pecked you all.'' Evidently, the Victorians talked funny. (And we
won't even get into Lord Byron's ``Don Juan.'')
A private communication from O. V. Michaelsen provides some important
information from his book Words
at Play: Quips, Quirks & Oddities. It turns out that there are a
number of less-well-known words that rhyme with silver and
purple. They only rhyme with one: either the word silver or the
word purple. So far, no word has been found which rhymes both with
purple and the word silver. Or indeed with purple
and with any word that doesn't rhyme with purple. It's that
hard. Rhyme would be an equivalence relation if words were considered to rhyme
with themselves. Oh yes, some of the words: curple is a horse's ass --
its buttocks, rather, and sometimes the buttocks of another animal. In the
right sort of sentence, I suppose it could refer to the hindquarters of both a
horse and an animal that is not a horse, but we're not going to get into that.
Don't look a gift horse...
Another purple rhyme is hirple, a British word meaning `hobble'
or `walk lamely.' You wonder if there wasn't some influence one way or the
other between hirple and curple (which sounds like a scrambled cripple). I guess if your
knees pointed backwards you'd hobble too. That reminds me of Mickey Rivers,
who played outfield for the New York Yankees in the
late 1970's. He only seemed to flow smoothly when he ran. The best
description I ever heard of him loping back to home after beating a foul to
first was this:
He walks like he has a shovel up his ass.
(Exercise for the reader: rephrase this using curple.) His odd
appearance walking is easy to understand. Rivers (``Mick the Quick'') was like
one of those racecars that doesn't have a low gear -- he had two speeds:
FAST! and off. He couldn't actually walk, so what he would do
was turn on the speed for a millisecond and then coast for a few steps. They
say that if you're running low on gas along a flat road, one way to make the
remaining gas last is to do something similar: periodically take the car up to
speed (gently), turn off the ignition, coast down to very low speed, and start
over. Sounds pretty chancy to me. Many early airplanes, including some that
flew in WWI, had no throttles; the only way to slow
the engine (other than a little bit, by climbing) was to turn it off.
(Here's some QuickTime
footage.) That sounds even chancier to me.
Anyway, chilver, a British dialectal term, means ewe lamb or ewe mutton.
There are proper nouns that rhyme orange, purple, and silver, and you can find
a bunch of them (both toponyms and personal names) in Michaelsen's Words at
Play. I like Blorenge, the name of a 1,833-foot hill -- one of
seven in the vicinity of Abergavenny, Wales. And take this hint from a pro:
don't wear your erudition on your sleeve -- just ease Blorenge into your
everyday rhyme conversations (cf. I
did, did I?) without all the added information. If someone challenges you,
you can toss off the wisdom in bits, like crumbs
to the pigeons: ``a hill in Wales ... oh, it's pretty prominent for
thereabouts -- more than half a kilometer high ... mmm, near Abergavenny ...
there are some others ... seven all told ....'' You'll look that much more
impressive, and everyone will be sure to have died of boredom before the depth
of your shallow erudition is plumbed. If no one challenges you, hire a shill.
Michaelsen's next book also dealt with month (another tough rhyme, if
millionth doesn't do it for you). (Espy cites a
couplet by Christina Rossetti that rhymes month with ``runn'th.'')
This Michaelsen book has this limerick:
There once was a dunce known as Orange
Who got his toe caught in a door hinge.
Said he, turning purple,
Proceeding to hirple,
Now how will I get back to Blorenge?
and its palinode:
A passerby named Mr. Wilver,
Who traded his horse for a chilver,
Offered Orange the lamb,
But he mounted a ram
And rode home yelling, Oh, Hiyo Silver!
Many years ago, the Stammtisch Beau Fleuve sponsored a search to find `the'
other word that ends in -gry, in addition to angry and
hungry. We found a couple, but they're not exactly common words.
The alt.english.usage FAQ has
an exhaustive
discussion. See also the rec.puzzles
FAQ list and ``archive.''
In case you're not satiated yet, we have a little more on rhyme at the rhyme entry. In German, a difficult ending to match
is nf. Yes, there's even a rhyming pair; it's discussed at the fünf entry.
- Forbes, Steve
- The Stammtisch does not take political positions per se, but here's
a physiognomic observation: on p. 42 of Newsweek for the week of March
11, 1996, there's a picture of Forbes
that makes him look very similar to Fred Barnes.
- force is a vector
- The following appeared in an obituary of Fay Wray (died Aug. 8, 2004, age
96), who starred in the 1933 film classic ``King Kong.'' I think it quotes
from her autobiography, but I'm not sure.
Although Kong appeared huge, the full figure was really only 18 inches tall.
Miss Wray knew him by the arm, which was 8 feet long.
``I would stand on the floor,'' she recalled, ``and they would bring this arm
down and cinch it around my waist, then pull me up in the air. Every time I
moved, one of the fingers would loosen, so it would look like I was trying to
get away. Actually, I was trying not to slip through his hand.''
- Fore!
- The golfing equivalent of ``Timber!'' in sylviculture.
Lying on the ground, Charlie Brown yelled at Lucy, ``There's no
body-checking in golf!!!''
- forecheck
- A fundamental principle of professional ice hockey:
Forecheck,
backcheck, paycheck.
``Backcheck,'' particularly in this context,
sounds a bit like back pay. Back pay is something pro hockey players will not
get when the circumstances described under
GOODENOW are resolved.
- foreground
- As a noun, foreground refers to the objects closer to the viewer in the
visual field. Back in the sixties or seventies sometime, the noun came to be
verbed by lit-crit types. Verb foreground is one of the things the
anti-``theorists'' rail against. It certainly must be said that ``foreground''
makes an ugly verb, and the willingness to use it is prima facie evidence of
poor feeling for language and literature. That said, however, it may be
granted that the usage is not superfluous, and does fill a semantic role not
managed by the obvious alternatives. The obvious alternatives are
stress and emphasize. The trouble with these terms is that they
imply that the object is pushed to the front of the reader's
intellectual field of view, or attention. In contrast, to foreground is
to place at the front of the reader's view.
- foreign languages in science fiction
- The following was written by Walter E. Meyers in his chapter ``Berlitz in
Outer Space'' of Aliens and Linguists: Language Study and Science
Fiction (U. Ga. Pr., 1980), p. 117:
Writers of science fiction seldom spare their
characters: they may slam their heroes' ships into planets or send their
heroines to kill tigers with knives; they may freeze them into statues on Pluto
or shoot them through exploding suns. Hardly any degradation or suffering is
spared -- with the exception of exposing them to the rigors of learning a
foreign language.
Among the retorts when I quoted this to the Classics List:
- C.
J. Cherryh [sic] writes science fiction that often deals
with language issues. Her Foreigner series looks at the
problems of alien-human communication and language, and has a
translator as protagonist. She offers a
Latin
tutorial on her website.
- In
Robert Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land, Valentine
Michael Smith, as part of starting a sort of religion, makes his
devotees learn Martian.
- Janet
Kagan (``Hellspark'') and Suzette Haden Elgin (``Native Tongue,''
et al.)'' are other science fiction writers who write in depth
about alien languages.
- Languages
are important to Ursula LeGuin in, for example, A Wizard of
Earthsea, Left Hand of Darkness, and The Author of the
Acacia Seeds.
- Jack Vance uses the idea of language itself in sophisticated ways,
often making his hero go through the drudgery of learning a language.
- In Star Trek, of course, the language problem was eventually
addressed explicitly by the contrivance of implanted universal
translators, but Spock's experience of Vulcan mind meld certainly
seemed to be almost as agonizing as learning a new language.
- Not
to mention J.R.R. Tolkien.
- forex
- FOReign EXchange.
- forgetting to flush
- Conserving water.
- FORINT, forint
- FOReign INTelligence. Like, W. H. Auden between his emigration
in 1939 and his naturalization in 1946? No: cloak-and-dagger stuff involving
people who talk funny.
- FORIS
- FOrest Resource Information System.
- FORPRONU
- Forces de protection des Nations Unies.
It's French, and it's just like them to get
everything backwards in `United Nations Protection Force'
(UNPROFOR), even the
UN! You know, looking at it this way, it isn't
obvious from the expansions that the purpose of the force is to protect
anything or anyone besides the UN.
- Forrestal, James
- Secretary of Defense who committed suicide (May 22, 1949) by
self-defenestration (old sense).
A copy of Sophocles's Ajax was found on his bedtable, open to the
``Salamis Ode'' (ll. 596ff). This contains the passage
No quiet murmur like the tremulous wail
Of the lone bird, the querulous nightingale---
which he had copied out up to the first five letters of the word
nightingale. Later in the Ode are written the words
When reason's day sets sunless, rayless, joyless,
Better to die and sleep.
This seems to be the point that he was trying to make. Maybe while
writing the long word nightingale he just got impatient. How
many potential suicides have been saved by abbreviations of other long
words, like viz.?
The Stammt... err SBF acronym and abbrev. glossary: a free public
service, paid for by funds embezzled from a widows-and-orphans trust.
You probably don't want to read that the translation he transcribed was
that of the 19th c. poet William Mackworth Praed, reprinted in
Mark Van Doren's Anthology of World Poetry, but now it's too
late -- you already did. You should have stopped reading after the
words ``don't want to read.''
He had been a businessman until 1944, when he began a three-year stint
as Secy. of the Navy.
- FORTE
- FORmal Description TEchniques
for Distributed Systems and Communication Protocols. In 1997, this
international
conference was held in Osaka in conjunction with
Protocol Specification, Testing, and Verification (PSTV).
- Forth, FORTH
- A programming language
(HLL) created by Charles H. Moore, stack-based and
optimized for real-time applications. It's long in the tooth, but it has its
enthusiasts.
The name FORTH was intended to suggest software for the fourth (next)
generation computers, which Moore saw as being characterized by distributed
small computers. The operating system he used at the time restricted file
names to five characters, so the "U" was discarded. FORTH was
spelled in upper case until the late 70's because of the prevalence of
upper-case-only I/O devices. The name "Forth" was generally adopted
when lower case became widely available, because the word was not an acronym.
[It's a quote, okay? I'm not endorsing it, but for the motivation of the name
it should be authoritative: it's from an article by Elizabeth D. Rather, Donald
R. Coburn, and the selfsame Moore:
``The Evolution of
Forth,'' in History
of Programming Languages (ACM Press/Addison-Wesley, 1996).]
There's an email list named FIRE, and an
FAQ is available.
For a flavor of the language, see
Michael Neumann's extensive list of
sample short
programs in different programming languages. It includes
nine Forth
programs.
- FORTH
- Foundation for
Research and Technology-Hellas. Site of European
ULF.
- fortified
- In the context of foods and beverages, this word's general sense of
``strengthened'' is specialized to the sense of ``with something added that is
otherwise there in smaller amounts.'' Whitebread (a nontoxic white foam
manufactured from wheat that could have been used to make bread) is typically
fortified with vitamins. (These vitamins are normally destroyed by the
toasting needed to give the foam sufficient
structural strength to allow butter to be spread on it.)
Fortified wines are wines with an admixture of some
fluid with a higher alcohol content (see the dessert wine entry.)
- FORTRAN, Fortran
- FORmula TRANslation. A programming language for scientific computation
applications. The oldest and most widely used scientific programming language,
C++-programming systems types be damned. Developed at
IBM by a committee(!) led by John Backus (definition
1954; first compiler released in 1957). A lot of people feel that it's been
downhill from there. The main sequence of versions is FORTRAN, FORTRAN II,
FORTRAN IV (I don't know what happened to III), FORTRAN 66, FORTRAN 77, Fortran
90 (available in 1992) and Fortran 95 (approved in 1997). Vide ANSI
X3.9 for standards. It may be that Fortran 77 was officially named in
all-caps, but that was always too much eyestrain, and the compilers I knew
tended to have names like ``fort'' or ``unicos.''
There have been a number of versions off the main line of development.
Perhaps the most influential was the Fortran created for Digital's vaxen.
Others include WATFOR (well you might ask), WATFIV, Formac, RATFOR (RATional FORtran),
FORTRAN-D, F,
LIFT,
HPF, UNICOS,
and Vienna Fortran (VF).
A moderately reliable fortune file attributes the following substantially
correct observation to Alan J. Perlis:
You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on
the continuing viability of FORTRAN.
Michael Neumann's extensive list of
sample short
programs in different programming languages includes
four
Fortran programs.
- FORTRAN D
- Fortran for Distributed-memory systems. A
language extension described by Geoffrey Fox, Ken Kennedy, and others.
- forward
- NOW HEAR THIS:
The introductory comments at the beginning of a book, directed to the reader
and often written by a person different from the author of the book's main
text, are not a ``forward.'' Forward is an adverb indicating direction.
The word you want is the noun
is
FOREWORD!
FORE...WORD, get it? A WORD (or two, metonymically speaking) beFORE.
If you want to think of the forepart of this word (fore) as a golf term,
fine. Just don't write ``forward.'' If you still have trouble remembering how
to spell the word correctly, use ``preface,'' or if that's too hard, just use
prolegomena or prolegomenon.
Or mix and match! The following is presented as an existence demonstration,
and not as an endorsement of any sort (other than of the spelling of the word
foreword). My text is entitled Your Neighbor as Yourself (1997).
(Actually, it has a double-colon title, with capitalization and punctuation
inconsistent between cover and title page. What do you expect? It was
published by the small-to-nonexistent Cross Cultural Publications, Inc.:
CrossRoads Books, with a PO box in Notre Dame, Indiana. Setting aside the
content, it's not a bad book considering that it obviously hasn't had the
benefit of editing.) Anyway, about a dozen pages into the section titled
Introduction, there's a collection of items entitled ``Introduction,'' compiled
by Michael McLuhan (son of the famous Marshall McLuhan). The first item is a
``preface'' (by McLuhan -- the sixth and youngest child, by the way). The
second item is in the form of a letter from John Kenneth Galbraith, containing
remarks that he eventually decided to leave out of his book The Good
Society. This is the ``foreword.'' The third item is a ``prologue'' by
the author.
- Forward
- An English surname that arose from an Old English word for swineherd
(the occupation): for (`hog, pig') + weard (with the meaning
`guardian' and cognate with it, as with ward). The variant
Forwood also occurs.
- forward bias
- Look under bias, silly!
- for your convenience
- For our convenience.
This expression is generally used in two ways. The original sense is simply a
lie told to secure ``your'' cooperation. For example, if the traffic-court
prosecutor calls and offers you a plea bargain ``for your convenience,'' so you
can avoid the hassle of showing up in court, etc., it means that the cops in
that jurisdiction are even less likely than usual to show up for a minor court
appearance. This usage at least shows thought, and a minimal sort of
transparent cunning.
Over time, a second usage has arisen, in which ``for your convenience'' is
thoughtlessly used in lieu of explanation of something manifestly inconvenient
for you. An excellent example of this is a reduction of office hours for
your convenience.
- for your own good
- For my own ego.
- FOS, FoS
- Figure Of Speech.
- FOS
- Full Of Stool. Medical acronym. You wonder whether this might be used to
describe not only patients but clinicians.
It's okay in English to say that you are ``full'' after eating (though it's
appreciated if you're not very specific about what you are full of). In
German, it doesn't sound too good to say ``voll.'' Better say ``ich bin sat.''
For that matter, don't translate ``I am hot'' too literally either.
- FOSE
- Federal Office Systems Exposition.
- FOSS
- Fiber-Optic Strain Sensor.
- fossorial
- This is the kind of ten-dollar word that you buy at bulk discount in
after-Christmas sales and save for use the following Spring. It's a zoological
term, usually applied to limbs, that means ``adapted for digging.'' So if you
know that an animal burrows and has feet, you can fill your pretentiousness
quota for the day by mentioning in an off-hand way that it has fossorial paws.
If you're unsure of yourself, a good animal to say has fossorial forefeet is a
mole, mentioned at the molectronics entry.)
The most common English word cognate with fossorial is fossil.
- FOT
- Field Operational Test.
- FOT
- Fiber-Optic Transceiver.
- FOTA
- Future Of The Alliance. A series of US-ROK talks.
- FOTC
- Force Over-the-Horizon Tactical Coördination.
- FOTE, FOT&E
- Follow-on Operational Test and Evaluation. [Federalese.]
- FOTLU
- Federation of Organized Trades and Labor Unions of the United States
and Canada. Founded in 1881 as a federation of
national unions, following from an 1879 convention resolution of the
International Typographical Union. See how important typography is?
In 1886, Samuel Gompers of the Cigarmakers Union, and others, transformed
this into the American Federation of Labor.
- FOTS
- Fiber-Optic cable Transmission System.
- foulard
- A light plain-weave or twill-weave silky fabric (originally silk or a
silk-cotton blend, now probably something synthetic), usually with a printed
design. Or an article of clothing, typically a cravat, made of this fabric.
- Four A's
- Associated Actors and Artistes of America.
- four zebras and ten yards of chain
- Mensuration technology for US and even Canadian football.
The four zebras are a referee, umpire, linesman, and
line judge, (in approximately that ranking, in cases where overlapping
responsibilities require a pecking-order resolution). A back judge, field
judge, and side judge may be added, usually in that order. The chain and
down-marker crew is normally provided by the home team and supervised by the
linesman (who is supposed to caution them, as ad hoc though junior
members of the officiating crew, not to cheer or coach).
- FOV
- Field Of View. Read on.
- fovea
- A small depression. (We're not talking dysphoria here, more
topography.) From the Latin word with the
same meaning and spelling, whoa!
- A small region in the center of the retina that has a high density
of cones and no rods, and which provides high-acuity vision in the
center of the eye's FOV. From the New Latin
fovea centralis.
- FOX
- Field OXide (q.v.). Not the Fox
you were looking for? Try this one.
- fox hunting
- Hunting foxes.
- Hunting foxes of a, you know, nonvulpine
sort -- vixens. It helps to be a good horseman.
- Locating hidden radio transmitters.
- FP
- Fabry-Perot. Refers to the
Fabry-Perot Interferometer, involving interference between signals
or waves that follow paths that differ in the number of pairs of
reflections they make in an essentially one-dimensional trajectory.
- FP
- Fine pitch. Like maybe C flat. Or else center-to-center spacing of
32 mils or less.
No, no; just kidding. `Pitch' also has the meaning of spacing. Fine
pitch means close spacing of repeated features (in microelectronic and
nanoelectronic lithography, at least.)
Also: a strike, if yours is the team in the field.
- FP
- Flat Pack (chip carrier). Implicitly, these have leads or pins only on
two sides (cf. QFP).
- Fp
- FlavoProtein. Given the context, not likely
often to be mistaken for similar-sounding fT.
- FP
- Floating-Point. A kind of digital representation of real numbers that
is essentially "scientific notation." Distinct locations or bits store
the digits "in order" and the "decimal place." However, the radix (also called "base") is normally 2 instead of
10. That is, the number is stored as (A, B), and equals A × 2^B.
Normally, "A" here is a binary fraction in the open interval ]0, 1[.
This is convenient for the machine, but it is not quite the convention of
scientific notion. It led to the use of an "E" format in Fortran that makes 1 appear as "0.1E+01."
If you use formatted output statements, you can fix this in current versions
of the Fortran compiler. If you don't have this problem with unformatted
Fortran statements, the cause may be that you
don't have a real Fortran compiler; you likely have an f2c translator
followed by a C compiler. Good luck trying to format your output.
The alternative to floating point is fixed
point. This is essentially an integer representation: one chooses a smallest
storable value, and every number is represented approximately by an integer
multiple of that small value. Monetary systems are like that.
Cf. mantissa.
- FP
- Foreign Policy.
``Global Politics, Economics, and Ideas.'' Owned and published by the Carnegie
Endowment for International Peace. They favor authors who are political
science professors in name universities or analysts in like-minded foundations,
and once you know that there's nothing very surprising about their bias. They
like to be contrarian, which is polite for ``generally pretty stupid, but on
the up side: if we're ever right, we'll own the told-you-so franchise.''
One advantage of advocating policies no one in his right mind would heed is
that no one can ever claim to have been misled by taking your advice.
The preceding judgements are relevance-weighted and guaranteed off by no more
than about 8%.
- FP
- Franchise Postale.
French, `postage paid.' (For the appropriate
sense of franchise, think Congressional ``franking privilege.'')
- FPA
- Fire Protection Association. An organization in the UK.
- FPA
- Florida Philosophical
Association. FPA publishes FPR.
- FPA
- Formation professionnelle pour adultes. French, `professional development.' (Literally,
Approximate one-word-for-one-word translation: `professional education for
adults.' Formation in French has a sense similar to Bildung in
German.)
- FPA, F.P.A.
- Franklin Pierce Adams.
- FPAK
- Flat-PAcK. See this FP.
- FPACC
- Fabricants de produits alimentaires et de
consommation du Canada.
There's French for ya: food and consummation.
Oh look, they changed the name. Now it's the PACC.
- FPB, FPBri, FPBridge
- Federação
Paulista de Bridge. `São Paulo (Brazil) Bridge
Federation.'
- FPC
- Faculty and Promotions Committee. At UB the formal
rôle of this entity is to advise the dean on individual promotion,
hiring, continuing appointment, and tenure decisions. I don't imagine it's
very different elsewhere.
- FPC
- (US) Federal Power Commission. Power in the physical sense, and probably
mostly electric power; not political power.
- FPC
- Federal (US) Preparedness Circular.
- FPC
- Federal Publishers Committee.
- FPD
-
Flame Photometric (gas chromatograph) Detector. In German:
Flammenphotometrischer Detektor.
- FPD
- Flat Panel Display.
- FPDI
- Flat Panel Display Interface. VESA term.
- FPECA
- The Florida Policy Exchange Center on Aging. Sounds like some sort of
barter economy for old intellectual property.
- FPGA
- Field-Programmable Gate Arrays. [``Gate'' here in the sense of logic
gate gate (defn. 2).] A big step up the chain
of complexity from PLD's and
CPLD's. Much more general structure than sum-of-products (SOP) in PLD's. Correspondingly harder to program.
(Programmers not free/cheap as with PLD's either.) The
University of Idaho maintains an
FPGA
homepage.
Here's an FPGA links
page.
Sometimes people call them Xilinx
(pronounced ``zai links''), after the dominant maker of FPGA's.
The main functional components of an FPGA are an array of configurable
logic blocks (CLB's), switch matrix blocks (SM's), and Input/Output Blocks
(IOB's). The interconnect lines form a rectangular lattice with SM's
at the intersections (where vertical and horizontal connect lines cross).
CLB's occupy the rectangular cells defined by the interconnect lattice,
but are connected locally only to the four SM's at the nearest corners.
IOB's anchor the connect lines at the edges of the chip.
- FPI
- Fabry-Perot Interferomet{er|ry}.
- FPI
- Functional Process Improvement. [Federalese.]
- FPL
- Federal Poverty Line.
- FPLA
- Field-Programmable Logic Arrays. Same as FPGA, unsurprisingly, since
the gates in an FPGA are logic gates.
- FPLC
- Franklin Pierce Law Center.
In New Hampshire.
- FPLP
- Front populaire de libération de la
Palestine. French for PFLP
- FPLMTS
- Future Public Land Mobile Telecommunication System[s].
- FPM
- Fast Page Mode. DRAM term.
- FPM
- (Military) Force Projection Model.
- FPM RAM
- Fast Page Mode RAM. Explanation here.
- FPMs, Fpms
- Faculté Polytechnique de Mons.
FPMs has a final-year
exchange agreement with RUG and KUL.
Other schools in Mons: FUCAM, UMH.
- FPMS
- Florida Performance Measurement System. Seems to
be a set of criteria by which teachers' pedagogical competence is to be
measured by an observer. This is an example of what social scientists call
operationalizing a definition. That's a way of cloaking subjectiveness and
prejudice in the mantle of objective science.
- FPO, FpO
- Field Post Office. Military post office. In the US military mail system,
the eff in FPO stands only for Fleet (see below).
- FPO
- Final Public Oral. The oral defense of one's doctoral dissertation.
Once, over champagne after an FPO (I think
it was Joe Abeles's), the most senior professor present (Prof. Rubby Sherr)
was asked if anyone ever failed the FPO. He replied that once, one of his
own students failed,
``because he was uncommunicative -- he fainted.''
It was never explained whether he fainted because he was uncommunicative, or
whether his fainting was interpreted as a refusal to respond to questions.
I always imagine a circle of professors standing over the prone form of the
fallen Ph.D. candidate, saying things like ``Well, can't you estimate
the cross section?''
- FPO
- Fleet Post Office. Term used by some English-speaking countries
(US and Singapore, that I can google up quickly) for snail mail to naval
installations. For the USPS, it has the specific
role of a ``city'' code in military mail sent outside the US and Canada.
For details of how this works, see the MPO entry.
- FPO
- Florida Philharmonic Orchestra.
According to the page that used to be at the URL linked above, the FPO was
based in Fort Lauderdale and performed symphonic classical music in Boca Raton,
Broward County, Miami, and Palm Beach. Southern Florida has a lot of nice
orchestra venues, but FPO folded in 2003.
Central Florida has the Florida
Orchestra, but this has no standard initialism, so it's impossible to
include any information about it in this glossary. According to the running
footer on its webpages, ``[t]he Florida Orchestra is recognized as Tampa Bay's
leading performing arts institution, one of the leading professional symphony
orchestras in Florida, and one of the best regional orchestras in America.''
There was also a Central Florida Philharmonic Orchestra, apparently short-lived
(2003-2004?), apparently formed in the Summer of 2001 out of the still-warm
ruins of the Central Florida Symphony. I haven't sorted out the relations
among all these symphonies, but there personnel picture is probably roiling.
- FPO
- Fluoro-phosphite ion. A
bivalent anion. The abbreviation is just the chemical symbols of its formula
(FPO3)=, minus the number and charge.
- FPO
- For Position Only. In the BC era, layout
was done by hand. Now young feller, ``by hand'' means in the nonvirtual world,
with the things attached to your wrists, not the pointing-finger icon. "Cut
and paste" was done with scissors or razor or some other tool that actually
physically severed an illustration (we didn't bother to cut and paste
text) from surrounding paper, and afterwards the illustration was affixed to
the desired location with an adhesive. If the adhesive was too thick, the
picture would slip, or not lay flat. If there wasn't
enough adhesive, the picture would peel off. If your hands weren't clean you'd
leave thumbprints on the paper. (Finally in the eighties some saint invented
spray adhesive.)
Unlike figures dragged in an image application, paper figures did not
automatically align with the axes of the document--
You listening, boy? Yeah? Okay, whaddid I say? Just what I thought!
Listen, you snot-nose cyberweenie, I was designing double pentodes with a
twelve-scale slide rule before you wet your
first superabsorbent disposable diaper. Just because you're piling up the
dough designing program interfaces
don't mean you're so smart, you just picked a good time to get born.
Now where wuz I? Oh yeah, so there was a time when ``computer'' meant someone
who used a calculator, and for a while after
that, a ``page designer'' referred not to a computer application but only to a
person. That person would lay out a page on paste-up boards, sort of like the
graphics equivalent of a draft.
Cheap, bad pictures could be used on the paste-up, since they were only there
to help determine where the high-quality illustrations would go in the final
layout. To avoid any mistake, the pictures in the paste-up were labeled
``FPO.'' You remember what that stands for?
Good, because it seems a lot of people didn't. They remembered what it meant,
but not what it stood for, so they'd write stuff like ``For FPO'' or ''For FPO
Only.'' This kind of thing happens a lot.
- FPP
- Federación Puertoriqueña de Policías. Spanish, `Puerto Rican Police Federation.' Un
sindicato (`a union'). The police
force in Puerto Rico has 17,000 members as of March 2000.
- FPP
- Floating-Point Processor. Like a food processor for numbers, divides
them up, sticks them together, etc., very quickly.
- FPPA
- Farmland Protection Policy Act.
- FPQFP
- Fine-Pitch (FP) Quad Flat Pack
(QFP).
- FPR
- Fabry-Perot Resonator.
- FPR
- Florida Philosophical
Review: The Journal of the Florida Philosophical Association (FPA). The link is provided for the convenience of
philosophasters, philosophunculists, and earnest amateurs whom we pat gently
on the head. Any competent philosopher can deduce the URL directly from first principles, using middle terms
noticed while walking the dog this morning.
- fps, FPS
- Feet Per Second. 88 FPS = 60 MPH. You can't
do that with metric units!
- FPS
- First-Person Shooter (game). A video game (like Doom) in which the display
represents a field of play as seen through the eyes of a character.
Essentially a three-dimensional maze game, viewed from inside.
- fps
- Frames Per Second. Old movies were shot and shown at 16 or 18 fps; modern
movies are shown at 24 fps. That's why old newsreels have a herky-jerky
Mickey-Mouse look. When shown at 24 fps, a 16-fps movie represents motion sped
up by a factor of 24/16 = 1.5. (All old movies have the effect, but with
anything but newsreel it seems to be unacceptable, and extra frames are
interleaved. For old newsreels, it seems to have become a kind of cinematic
convention.)
The speed change came with the new projectors needed for sychronized sound.
Synchronized sound was achieved by encoding the sound as a transparent line
to one side of the images. The width of this line, or the amount of probe
light it transmits, is the amplitude in an AM
encoding.
Later, a second line was added for two-channel stereo. Intuitively, one might
expect the two lines to correspond to the two channels. A major problem with
this approach, however, is that old projector machines would have to play one
or the other channel. Instead, stereo is encoded as sum and difference signals,
with the sum signal located where the old monaural track was located and old
projectors would play the sum signal. In stereo-capable projectors, the
difference signal is separately added to or subtracted from a copy of the
sum signal to produce two channels. A similar approach is used in radio,
with the difference signal multiplexed at a distance in frequency (from the
sum signal's center frequency) that is greater than the highest audible
frequencies.
The AM scheme for talkies described above is analog encoding, and movies for
general distribution still carry these sound stripes for backward
compatibility. (Hence, two levels of backward compatibility are built in --
for analog stereo in the digital stereo era, and for mono in a stereo era.)
The digital sound signal is encoded in packets along the line of sprocket-holes
-- that is, between the sprocket holes.
- FPS
- Framing Pattern Sequence.
- FPSE
- Free-Piston Stirling Engine.
- FPT
- Fine Pitch Technology. If this seems a
completely unreasonable definition, perhaps it was
F-T-P which you had in mind. In your slow mind. What a dolt!
Everybody else knew about ftp before you even heard of the information
superhighway. You are a hopeless technological incompetent; your colleagues
laugh at you behind your back; your gene line has been selected for extinction.
Take your watercolors and your slide rule and
go play in the coffee room. This document probably had to printed out for you
by a pitying coworker.
- FPU
- Floating-Point Unit. Or Floating-point Processing Unit.
When NexGen came out
with a pentium clone (the Nx586), they only offered FPU as an option and
focused on integer performance. They put their justification
on the web. Their basic point
is that FPU calls are rare in ``the most popular programs...''
There are two FPU's on a Pentium III, three on an AMD K7.
- FPUP
- Federal Photovoltaic Utilization Program.
- FPW
- Flexural Plate Wave.
- FQ
- The Faerie Queene. An Early Modern English franchise that sold
frozen fur treats. At least they didn't melt.
- FQDN
- Fully Qualified Domain Name.
- FQFP
- Fine-pitch Quad Flat Pack[age] (QFP).
- FQHC
- Federally Qualified Health Center.
A health center approved by the government to give low-cost health care. Medicare pays for some health services in
FQHC's that are not usually covered, like preventive care. [Of course
Medicare doesn't cover preventive care. A penny saved on prevention is a
penny earned.] FQHC's include community health centers, tribal health clinics
[does that include the Cleveland Indians?], migrant health services, and health
centers for the homeless.
- FQHE
- Fractional Quantum Hall Effect. At low temperature, very-high mobility
two-dimensional conductors have Hall angles of 90°. In particular,
at certain magnetic fields the longitudinal resistivity approaches zero and
the Hall or transverse resistivity approaches a rational multiple of
h/e², where h is Planck's constant. The effect is less
robust than IQHE (vide QHE).
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