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Aristotle used to write while holding a heavy weight in his other hand. When
he fell asleep, he would drop the weight,
which would wake him up so he could get back to work. They said that Socrates
was ugly, but Ari must have looked like a crab. Rube Goldberg was a later
philosopher who also was a less-than-ideal upstairs neighbor.
The House of Windsor began its reign in Britain, and the Communist party its rule in Russia, in 1917. The House of Windsor has won the endurance contest, but by how much?
Actually, in England it was the same old house, with a duplex division put in during a family feud called World War I (WWI). What happened was that the royal houses of the UK, Germany, Russia, and many other countries were connected through marriage. Just a few years before the war, in fact, Britain's King George V and Tsar Nicholas II of Russia were guests at the wedding of a daughter of Kaiser Wilhelm II. (If you missed this when it was in the society pages, you can find details in A Distant Thunder, memoir of the Kaiser's children's English tutor.) At the time, George V's dynasty took its name from his grandmother Victoria's beloved consort Prince Albert (grampaw): the House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha. During that hemorrhagic war that began in 1914, the family connection between George V and the Germany Kaiser came to be perceived as a source of anti-royal feeling in Britain. To address this, it was decided to sever formally the royal link with Germany. There was a brainstorming session at the castle to come up with a new name for the royal house, and finally someone (you could look up who) suggested ``Windsor.'' Everyone immediately recognized the fitness and Englishness of it. Windsor Castle had served as one of England's royal residences since at least the year 1110. Kaiser Wilhelm II (also a grandson of Victoria) had visited Windsor Castle in November 1899; he irritated the Prussian officers accompanying him by pointing to the Round Tower and saying ``Gentlemen, from that tower the World is ruled.'' Three days after Bastille Day, 1917, George V proclaimed that ``all descendants in the male line of Queen Victoria, who are subjects of these realms, other than female descendants who marry or who have married, shall bear the name Windsor.'' He also surrendered some of his hereditary titles. When cousin Willi heard the news, he quipped that he could now go to the theater and see ``The Merry Wives of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.''
You can read a little about ``The Merry Shrews of Venice'' at the KSV entry. (Incidentally, if you're not getting these jokes you can be fairly well assured that you are a philistine.) You can also read some self-indulgent nonsense concerning Windsor, Ontario, at the London entry.
Unless you subscribe to some of the wilder conspiracy theories (and even if you do) the Tsar and his family were murdered in 1918 at Yekaterinburg, the night of Bastille+1. (Still under construction.) (I mean the entry. The entry is still under construction. The Bastille was mobbed and destroyed on July 14, 1789.)
One observation that inclined Thomas Jefferson towards revolution was the realization that the British royal succession was so often interrupted and diverted that revolution, in some form, could be regarded as a method of electing rulers that was sanctioned by hoary, if not holy, tradition. Of course, Conor Cruise O'Brien, better known for other things than introducing the acronym ACROV, would probably argue that Jefferson didn't need much convincing.
International calls to the UK begin with the international access code (you probably knew that) followed by 44.
Welcome to the home page of the UKCPO, the voice of the UK photonics community. This is your starting point to find out about the UK capability in optical techniques and technology-from light curtains to laser cutting via medicine, communications and non-destructive testing.
The UKCPO was founded by Professor Colin Webb of the University of Oxford and Chairman of Oxford Lasers. The consortium is currently led by the President, Professor Julian Jones, and is driven by a board of members drawn from a wide range of industrial and professional organisations.
UKCPO is not a member of the ICOIA (as of 4/2008). SOA, a founding member of UKCPO, is also a founding member of ICOIA.
Back in the 90's, it seemed that the majority of virus alerts were hoaxes. Some achieved the status of legends. The Good Times virus was perhaps the most legendary virus hoax. I haven't seen ``Good Times Virus! It's the real thing this time!'' yet, and by now I guess I never will.
If you receive a virus alert in a personal email message, take a moment to check it against the list of hoaxes compiled by Symantec or by McAfee. Do this before you pass along the warning; good intentions alone are not enough.
This Ulysses has ambitions beyond the home island.
This Ulysses is Irish but not especially literary.
Here you can find a literary Ulysses, and whether or not it's close to Irish, it is close to Ireland.
The U.M. is a frustrated idealist immobilized by his intellect: able to see not just the imperfections of the world but also the imperfections of reformers, revolutionists and all committed idealists, he is without faith and isolated. Post-heroic. A cynic only in his perceptions, not in his sensibilities.
Something like that, anyway.
Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man lived underground as well.
According to a widely disseminated humor collection, Tyra Banks has remarked that
I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous.
I guess the humor part is that people are looking at her.
Uma's father is a Buddhist scholar, and Buddhism is practiced in Japan, but I don't know how he came up with the name (vide uma)...
The scientific understanding of taste is still a stew. Taste, strictly construed, excludes the olfactory and mouthfeel (tactile) elements of flavor. Traditionally, taste has been regarded as comprising salt, sour, bitter, and sweet sensations. However, there is not a simple one-to-one relation between different kinds of taste cells and different taste components, and various theories have plausibly posited five, six and more taste components. FWIW, as of 2001 the one added taste that has the greatest support among researchers is umami, excited by MSG, q.v.
They have a thing about leadership. They are ``America's Leadership University,'' and here I'd never even heard of it. I guess I haven't been following that stuff. The sisters' old monastery-and-girls'-high-school complex houses the university's Benedictine Center for Servant Leadership, which sounds like an oxymoron and in principle is not. Sr. Thomas Welder, University President, writes: ``Your future as a leader is our deepest concern. At the University of Mary, we have always measured our success by the success of our graduates.''
The Harold Schafer Leadership center provides model value-based educational experiences for present and future entrepreneurs and leaders.The inspiration for the Harold Schafer Leadership Center comes directly from the life and career of North Dakota entrepreneur Harold Schafer.
Did you ever see the movie ``Back to School'' (1986), starring the late Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)? Harold Shafer has that look. (An unnecessary remake has been penciled in for a 2006 release.)
Oh well, in that case I'll take the Cliff's Notes, the report is due tomorrow.
We mention this school a number of times at the FUCAM entry. FPMs is yet another school in Mons.
The corresponding organization for France, Atelier National de Reproduction des Thèses, stocks microfilms of French theses and (if authorized by the author) sells hard copies of them. Kind of pricey; on something approximating A5 paper; no credit-card orders. Try different searches -- the engine is hit-or-miss.
Toni Braxton had a hit in 1996 with ``Unbreak My Heart.'' The music and lyrics were written by Diane Warren. It was first released as a ``single'' on a two-track CD. The other track was a Spanish version. Stupidly, the title lyric was translated as ``No Rompas Mi Corazón'' (`Don't Break My Heart.') Unstupid people familiar with Spanish know to coin a nonce word corresponding to unbreak, obviously desrompe in Spanish generally (tú conjugation) and desrompé in Argentina, Uruguay, and Central America (vos conjugation).
Also in 1996, David Faxon, a pioneer in angioplasty techniques, was named one of the best doctors in LA by Los Angeles Magazine. A 1997 story on him by Christopher Tedeschi was entitled ``Unbreak My Heart.''
Teresa Hill borrowed the title for a book in 2001.
I don't think the Elton John/Kiki Dee duet ``Don't Go Breaking My Heart'' has been recorded in Spanish by anyone, but the song title is sometimes glossed in Spanish as ``No Vayas Rompiendo Mi Corazón.'' That's ordinary Spanish and fairly accurate. The extended sense of go not referring to movement is paralleled in Spanish by ir and andar (these have somewhat overlapping ranges of meaning that can often be translated `go,' and both can be used in the sense needed here, though ir is more common in this function). The only thing that keeps the translation from being strictly word-for-word is that negative commands are handled differently in the two languages. English uses the auxiliary do and not followed by an infinitive; Spanish uses no (meaning `no' or `not') and a subjunctive (vayas here is a subjunctive form of ir).
The UN and its current Secretary General, Kofi Annan, shared the 2001 Nobel Peace Prize. They were recognized for ``their work for a better organized and more peaceful world.'' They join the ranks of such previous laureates as Yassir Arafat.
The United Nations existed as a concept during WWII, forming a prominent part of how the American government presented what it was doing in the war. See, for example, the quote from Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo under DOOLITTLE. Gertrude Stein spent WWII in Vichy France. Here is her description of how American wartime broadcasts would begin: ``The Americans say with poetry and fire, This is the Voice of America, and then with modesty and good neighborliness, one of the United Nations, it is the voice of America speaking to you across the Atlantic.'' (More context at the VOA entry.)
For those who are getting tired of the monochrome UN standard, there's a new ``Worlds Flag'' (sic). The flag background is like the French tricolor, but the vertical band at the right (red in the French flag) is green in the Worlds Flag. In the center, the flag features a projection of the globe into a circular map. (This is doubtless intended to stand as a symbol of distortion.) Two yellow eagles face off from opposite upper corners, hovering and pooping four stars apiece.
Well, some people say it doesn't look like the French flag at all, but like the Ivory Coast flag, with the left vertical band blue instead of orange. A third group says it's really like the Sierra Leone flag, rotated clockwise 90 degrees and then stretched horizontally. The partisans of these different views are quietly lining up allies.
The Worlds Flag was put forward in 2002 by an organization that ``believe[s] that the first and most important step towards a truly global outlook is the creation of a world flag.'' This is manifestly preposterous, but it's a better premise than that a parliament of delegates from the world's dictatorships will promote world freedom. A point in favor of the Worlds Flag proponents is that, for one reason at least, you can't call them ``silly one-worlders.'' Another point is that unlike the UN, their idea has not yet been tried and found wanting, unless you count the UN flag. In fact, there has been at least one accidental experiment of sorts, and it was a success of sorts.
The first national flag of the Confederate States of America was the stars and bars. It looked much like the thirteen-star flag of the 1776 rebels, except that it had three bars instead of thirteen stripes. (The blue square was the size of two bars.) The arrangement and number of stars in the blue ``union'' field was specified thus: ``In the center of the union a circle of white stars corresponding in number with the States in the Confederacy.'' (The Confederacy soon counted 13 states: the 11 that officially seceded, plus two states with secessionist legislatures that had fled or formed outside their state capitals. In practice, the number of stars varied from 1 to an optimistic 17, and the patterns varied also.) From a distance, this flag was too easy to confuse with the Union flag. This confusion probably led to some hesitancy, and perhaps caused fewer shots to be fired. Soon enough, the Confederacy adopted a ``battle flag'' that bore a closer resemblance to the British flag. (Good thinking: the distinguishability of that flag from the stars and stripes had been battle-tested.) The battle flag replaced the blue-field-with-stars in subsequent national flags of the Confederacy. Based on the American experience, it is clear that the Worlds Flag will be especially effective in promoting peace when all nations are required to use it and no other. That will happen on the same day the UN becomes effective.
``The idea for The Worlds Flag is a determinative step on the road to universal peace - a single emblem to unite people everywhere.''
On the subject of unrealistic schemes for world peace, it may be remembered that one of the putative advantages of an artificial world language (such as Esperanto, though the claim has been made for others) is that it would lead to worldwide understanding and reduce war. It would be hard argue that this hypothetical pacific effect is an absolute one, or a few wars would be hard to explain. Just off the top of my head, that would include the Peloponnesian War, the wars among Alexander's generals for control of his empire (after his death), the war between Prussia and Austria-Hungary, virtually all Latin American wars, many wars for independence, and most civil wars. Someone will say, ``at least they were civil.'' They weren't.
Look, this entry is not mostly about Ted Kaczynski, okay? I'm sure you can google a more appropriate webpage. This entry is about the origin and usage of the term UNABOM. The investigation into these issues is ongoing. This entry represents an interim report.
The term was coined some time between 1979 and 1985, and apparently only filtered into widespread public usage some time between 1987 and 1990. As I write this in January 2003, it's difficult to reconstruct the early usage history without a certain amount of old-fashioned visual searching, as many electronic databases tend to peter out in the early 1990's or mid-1980's. Another problem is simply confusion. For example, one database keyword list includes unabomb and unabomber, but not unabom.
The earliest hits I can get on LexisNexis are in three USAToday articles from 1990. They apparently took the approach of using the term Unabomber for the person (January 2, August 7, October 6) and Unabom as an adjective or attributive noun (``Unabom task force'').
According to a WPost article, June 26, 1993,
[f]ederal officials coined the code name UNABOM after the 1980 bombing of [then-United Airlines President Percy] Wood, according to Rick Smith, spokesman for the FBI in San Francisco. Short for "United Airlines bomber," the moniker also alludes to the suspect's penchant for targeting academics.
Rodolphe Adada, the civilian head of UNAMID, told the BBC that the force would be only one of ``two legs for finding peace in Darfur.'' On the BBC's Network Africa program, he said ``I'm sure it will be one of the main tools for forwarding peace in Darfur, but it's only a peace operation, you need to have peace to keep.'' In the meantime, they're allowed to protect civilians.
``UNAMIR was originally established to help implement the Arusha Peace Agreement signed by the Rwandese parties on 4 August 1993. UNAMIR's mandate and strength were adjusted on a number of occasions in the face of the tragic events of the genocide and the changing situation in the country. UNAMIR's mandate came to an end on 8 March 1996.''
Not a model of effectiveness.
The first UN goodwill ambassador was Danny Kaye, who pimped for UNICEF starting in 1954. Now I don't feel so guilty about extorting small change for those little orange Halloween boxes when I was a kid. Today, UNICEF employs three main kinds of official celebrity advocates: Goodwill Ambassadors, Special Representatives, and International Spokespersons.
Since a lot of people still have a net positive opinion of the UN and even of UNICEF, being a UNICEF celebrity advocate is sort of like being in a joint marketing agreement to promote oneself and UNICEF. Current and recent goodwill ambassadors well-known in the West include Richard Attenborough, Harry Belafonte, Judy Collins, Audrey Hepburn (from 1988 until her death in 1993), Julio Iglesias, Angelina Jolie, Roger Moore, Liv Ullmann, and Peter Ustinov.
Vendela -- one of those one-name supermodels has been an International Spokesperson. Or maybe not. Is Vendela Thommessen the same supermodel as Vendela Kirsebom? Excuse me while I go study the photographic evidence. Special Representatives: Susan Sarandon and Vanessa Redgrave.
Really, subtle racism is a bad thing, but blatant racism is worse.
[The above quote is Maxim #218 of Duc François de La Rouchefoucauld (1613-1680).]
A TV show that was primarily a send-up of ``The Man from U.N.C.L.E.'' was Get Smart. It first went on the air in 1965 and outlasted it by two years. The good guys' organization on that show was CONTROL.
Well, okay -- it was a bit early to preempt on the east coast in those days. The show aired on NBC at 8PM on Tuesday nights. (That's in the eastern time zone; I don't know about elsewhere, but the time was actually part of a song he sang at the end of each show.) In Milton Berle, an Autobiography (1974; written with Haskel Frankel) he recalled that ``crazy things started happening all over the country.'' Nightclubs changed their closing to Tuesday nights from Monday, restaurants were empty for the hour he was on the air, and business in movie houses and theaters plummeted. He retold a widely circulated story: ``In Detroit, an investigation took place when the water levels took a drastic drop in the reservoirs on Tuesday nights between 9 and 9:05. It turned out that everyone waited until the end of the 'Texaco Star Theater' before going to the bathroom.''
According to Life magazine, in 1947 there were 17 television stations in the US, broadcasting to 136,000 sets. By the end of 1948 there were more than 50 stations and 700,000 sets, and Berle got much of the credit. NBC showed its appreciation in the sincerest possible way. His salary the first year was $1500 a week, but by the 1950-51 season it was $11,500/wk. On May 3, 1951, he signed a ``lifetime contract'' with NBC: $200,000 guaranteed per year, for the next thirty years.
Berle's was basically a vaudeville variety show, cleaned up for a family audience. The same stuff he'd been doing for thirty-five years (since he was five) on stage and radio. Berle earned the reputation, cheerfully conceded, that he would ``do anything for a laugh.'' He also earned the reputation of being unusually unoriginal -- of stealing more jokes than was decent. Fred Allen described him as ``a parrot with skin.'' Milton Berle happily conceded that like all comedians, he borrowed good stuff he thought would work. He also earned a reputation as an egomaniac and a tyrannical perfectionist. He happily -- now look, enough concessions! I remember watching a callow TV reporter interview him some time in the 1990's, all but asking Berle what he had ever done. Berle's reply wasn't funny enough. Berle was the first star of the new medium, and was known unironically as ``Mr. Television.'' He was so often in drag that maybe they should have called him ``Mrs. Television.''
Alright, maybe audiences were not so sophisticated in those days. The jokes were -- let's just say the whole family could enjoy them, including the five-year-old. Here's how Larry Gelbart excused what he described as ``caveman comedy'': ``But, by God, you find yourself laughing at the silliness of it, the manic-ness.'' Gelbart, a long-time comedy writer, is best known for MASH -- not the movie, but the smarmy, smug TV hit loved by everyone. He also reprised the drag shtick with the movie Tootsie.
To tell you the truth, I'm feeling less good about this greatness with each successive paragraph. It seems to have worn Berle down too. The first year, in addition to the 39 shows he did on Tuesday, he did 39 shows as the headliner for Texaco's Wednesday show on ABC radio (9-10 pm). The radio show had been very popular, particularly when Fred Allen was host, but after Allen quit for health reasons they had gone through a couple of hosts. In 1948 when they auditioned for hosts for the TV version, Texaco still considered the radio show to be more important than the TV show. The next year, they cancelled the radio show and Berle did only the TV show. (I have read the claim that during the first year Berle was part of an emcee rotation. I think this is a garbled version of the fact that in the Summer of 1948, three test shows were done, one with each prospective host. However, Berle won the job and did all 39 TV shows in the 1948-49 season.)
By 1951, Berle insisted on the right to take every fourth week off. He later regarded this as a big mistake. Perhaps, but it's hard to know what if. Television programming was beginning to bulk up. Tuesday night prime time saw Gene Autry and Red Skelton, and finally Phil Silvers as Sgt. Bilko. Like everything else, the show got old. In 1953 Texaco let Buick take it over (it became the Buick-Berle Show, and then then finally the Milton Berle Show for its last year). The final show of the seven-year run was broadcast June 14, 1955. A couple of attempted revivals (one as early as 1958) were canceled after a year or less.
Milton Berle died on Wednesday, May 15, 2002. He had been a fixture at the Friars Club in Los Angeles for many years. [Okay, okay: to be specific he was a water faucet, with buck teeth and make-up and a skirt. Also, one of his autobiographies was B.S. I Love You: My Life as a Friar (1988).] Reached that day by phone, Friars Club of California President Irwin Schaeffer said that Berle had been at the club as recently as three weeks previously. Then he passed the phone to Buddy Hackett, who recalled how Berle got him to become a Friar in 1947. Hackett summed up Berle's contribution to comedy this way: ``Whatever you see on television, Milton did it first. We used to have a lot of variety shows on television. No one knew what they were doing, no one knew how to do it. He showed them how to do it.'' Incoherent. Vintage Hackett.
Texaco Star Theater was broadcast live. (Pretty much all the major shows were, back then. I think I Love Lucy was the first prerecorded show, but don't quote me.) So one day live on the show, Berle reached out to rip a specially-designed tear-away suit off of guest Red Buttons. This was supposed to leave him exposed in his underwear, but the underwear went too. (If this doesn't ring a bell, see the SB entry.)
One night in 1949, to fill some air time, Berle addressed himself to the children in his audience, saying: ``Since this is the beginning of a new season, I want to say something to any of you kiddies who should be in bed, getting a good night's rest before school tomorrow. Listen to your Uncle Miltie and kiss Mommy and Daddy good night and go straight upstairs like good little boys and girls.'' That's how he came to be known as ``Uncle Miltie.''
Berle had a part in the star-packed ``It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World'' (1963). He also had generally forgettable guest appearances on scores of subsequent TV shows.
They're not supposed to be concerned about the environment at the UN.
UNESCO is best known for its history of political and economic corruption, which has been remarkable even in comparison with the other filthy arms of the UN.
As of October 5, 1999, 84 countries have signed the Kyoto Protocol to the UNFCC (negotiated 1997), but only 15 have ratified.
In his Jenseits von Gut und Böse [`Beyond Good and Evil'], Friedrich Nietzsche wrote
Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird.
[`He who battles monsters should watch out, lest he himself become a monster thereby.']
In the media, UNHCR is often expanded ``UN High Commission for Refugees.'' This is understandable -- when there is a commissioner one expects there to be a commission. A former UNHCR staff member has assured the SBF staff that no such ``commission'' officially exists. The official name of the organization headed by the high commissioner is ``Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees.''
Gil Loescher, who has served in various official advisory capacities to the UNHCR (and is not the ``former UNHCR staff member'' mentioned above), has written what is described (probably correctly) by the flap copy as ``the first independent history of the UNHCR,'' The UNHCR and World Politics : A Perilous Path (Oxford: OUP, 2001).
desultory, perfunctory, more later.
oh, uncommitted, uncaring, I guess. maybe disinterested.
A ``closed shop'' is a workplace in which contracts forbid the hiring of non-union personnel for specified (usually all nonmanagement) positions. In organizations that are not closed shops and not fully unionized, but in which a union has won the right to represent employees, management negotiates with the union to establish compensation and benefits. Some benefits may be administered through the union, and the union have dues (in compensation for ``services'' including representation) deducted directly from the paychecks of all employees, whether they are voting members or nonmembers. Under US law, nonmembers can be refunded only the part of their dues attributable to certain political expenses.
At the University at Buffalo, faculty are represented by UUP, which is the tail of a much larger dog called the American Federation of Teachers (AFT). The AFT was the late Albert Shanker's personal poodle.
Following is an excerpt from a 419 I received in 2004, purportedly from a nephew of Jonas Savimbi. NOTE YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE WILL BE APPRECIATED.
You may know that my Uncle was recently killed in a battle with the government troops of Angola led by President Dos Santos on friday 22nd February 2002 Now Mr Antonio Dembo who was my Uncle's second in command has assumed office as leader of UNITA In spite of this UNITA is like a herd of cattle without shepherd Prominent members like Carlos Morgado are still lobbying to oust him and assume office as leader to enrich themselves and some of them who see me as a threat to their ambitions including Mr Dembo are planning to kill me For more information check www.angola.org
Well, if all you get is spam, make spamwiches. Anyway, I had to check the accuracy of the claims before I invested. According to a spokesman for Angolan President Jose Eduardo dos Santos, Savimbi was killed around 3pm on that 22nd in a gun battle between government troops and UNITA in rural Moxico province, about 480 miles southeast of the capital, Luanda. A couple of days later they displayed the bullet-riddled corpse on Angolan TV, just so everyone would know that this report was finally for real. On February 26, UNITA spokesman Carlos Morgado announced that the group's Vice President Antonio Dembo had taken over interim leadership. Later that day, dos Santos met US president George W. Bush, who was expected to urge dos Santos to offer an immediate ceasefire rather than to press for victory.
General Dembo, a 58-year-old Swiss-educated engineer, had at one time been UNITA's representative in Kinshasa. This was a key post, because the military and other supplies for UNITA's war against the MPLA came mostly through Zaïre. He was reportedly successful later as a commander leading operations from forests to the northeast of Luanda. Savimbi, 67 at his death, was often described as ``charismatic,'' and as founder/leader of UNITA he had built a kind of personality cult. To go with this, there were periodic purges. When Savimbi fell, Dembo was widely considered to be the last capable commander left in the organization, partly because of defections and partly because of the purges. One reason given to explain why he had not been killed in any of the purges was that Savimbi needed him for ethnic reasons: Demba was a northern Kikongo, from outside UNITA's southern Ovimbundu heartland.
The first reports of Dembo's death came in early March, so it seems possible to date fairly precisely the redaction of the urgent 419 missive I received in 2004 to a ten-day period two years earlier. I think I'll put off answering.
This part of the spamwich is going to be about hunger. I haven't written this bit yet; I just wanted to whet your appetite. (Or wet your apatite, if you're a geologist.)
Here's something that was reported in the New Straits Times, Nov. 7, 2002. A 27-year-old lawyer in Kuala Lumpur, who for some reason wished to remain anonymous, said she was taken in by an e-mail received on Aug. 8. The sender, one ``Hasan Johnson,'' claimed to be the son of an assassinated Minister of Exterior Affairs in Angola called Jonas Savimbi, and asked for help to transfer US$18.5 million (RM70.3 million) out of South Africa. She ended up parting with about RM40,000 before discerning that she'd been scammed.
I guess this isn't so much a spamwich as a 419 Dagwood.
``Needletrades and textiles,'' eh?
There was an original estimate that the market for computers was five, but for a long time the only sales were three government orders in 1948. At the time there were a number of realistic estimates of market size in the single digits, for this and other machines. These always seem so ridiculous and short-sighted, in retrospect, that they become the seed of stories. The stories usually degenerate into a version which features Thomas J. Watson, Sr.
Actually, there are some other universities in the US, but no one has ever heard of them. Here's something I read about in my spam filter: ``fast track diploma plan; no books, no courses, no tests, no studying; We've been helping people since 1957 obtain the recognition they deserve for their life experience. Through established relationships with distinguished non-accredited Universities and Colleges, we can help you too.''
Here's Henry Rosovsky from his The University: An Owner's Manual (New York, London: Norton, 1990), p. 18, n. 2:
... In a recent interview, the distinguished linguist Noam Chomsky described those who run our university as ``commissars of the mind.'' Given Chomsky's political views, it is not immediately clear whether one should take offense at this description. ...
(It's probably worth noting that the dates that have to skulk around in the shadows, shunning television retrospectives, are different for different countries. As it happens, December 6 is the anniversary of the ``École Polytechnique Massacre.'' It was even reported in the US at the time.)
On April 24, 2007 (thanks to the miracle of text editing, that's ``yesterday'' forevermore), a fellow I've seen around the first floor of the library all year asked me a question. He was looking lost in the general vicinity of the reference stacks and finally showed me his puzzle -- a code on a piece of paper. He said he'd gotten it from the online library catalog, and wanted to know what it was. He had had the good judgment not to copy the library's fax number or zip code, which also appear on these webpages. In fact, he had managed to copy the call number of a book. I explained that the books were shelved in alphabetical order (I hope that wasn't too technical), and that a sign by the elevator would tell him which floor to go to for books with call numbers beginning in E. He seemed grateful for the information.
Real men use Unix. Spoken out loud in the wrong context, this sounds intriguing.
The critical historian, basing himself on textual evidence, can hardly be blamed for concluding that while fermentation was commonplace from very early times in India, distillation was `unknown' (the infelicitous term often used by textual scholars when they mean `not mentioned in texts') before the twelfth century...
According to Thorndike and Lorge (1944), the word unmerciful used to occur at a frequency between 1 and 2 per million words, while merciless and merciful both had frequencies between 5 and 6 per million. (The -ly adverbs formed from these clocled in at 2-3 per million. Mercifully, the word unmercifully was beneath the one-per-four-million threshold of notice.) In a search in September 2007, I got 353,000 ghits for unmerciful and 3,990,000 for merciless. That's encouragign, but you should get with the program too, and I'll try to read a better class of literature.
Bill Walsh, the avenging copy editor, does not mention UNOSOM here, but I can guess that he would take a dim yet politically neutral view of it, or at least of its name.
The miracle of the appropriateness of the language of mathematics for the formulation of the laws of physics is a wonderful gift which we neither understand nor deserve. We should be grateful for it and hope that it will remain valid in future research and that it will extend, for better or for worse, to our pleasure even though perhaps also to our bafflement, to wide branches of learning.
``Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.''(Words uttered by Charles M. Schulz's ``Peanuts'' cartoon character Charlie Brown, who's been carrying the torch for that cute little red-headed girl for most of the forty-plus years that he's been going to elementary school. In all this time, she hasn't noticed. He should think about Patty.)
This was a joke even before the Senate impeachment trial of President Clinton, for which commemorative pens were made and distributed to senators, bearing ``Untied States'' in fine lettering.
I visited their website in 2007 and found that it was no longer entirely a doormat. When I first put in this entry (some time between 2000 and 2005), it read roughly as follows:
``United Nations Watch aims to promote the balanced, fair, and non-discriminatory application of the purposes and principles of the United Nations Charter, and to encourage respect for human rights and fundamental freedoms for all without distinction as to race, gender, culture, language, or religion.''
Kofi Annan [then the Secretary-General of the UN] was quoted here as having said
I deeply appreciate the valuable work performed by UN Watch. I believe that informed and independent evaluation of the United Nations' activities will prove a vital source as we seek to adapt the Organization to the needs of a changing world.On the basis of this, you might reasonably conclude that UN Watch, based in the UN-mooching city of Geneva, is just a UN lickspittle organization, and you'd be wrong. It's merely ineffectual. Also, it's mostly concerned with Middle East issues, so it had no comment, for example, on the whitewash of the UN's derelictions in Rwanda, where Annan acquitted himself badly. And naturally, it hasn't had anything to say about the infamous corruption of organizations like the UNESCO kleptocracy. (That the UN is an effectual, honest, and fair contributor to the steady progress toward peace in the Middle East goes without saying. I certainly wouldn't say it.)I can promise you that I will pay close attention to your observations and views in the years ahead.
Gee, the ``published work'' (an editorial in The Forward) ``Surprising News on UN Dues'' kinda missed an opportunity to mention some of the reasons that countries perfectly capable of paying their dues might be unwilling to do so. No wait, I take that back! It says
But the fact that 27% of UN Member States have accumulated such steep debts, either implies an inadequate respect for the UN, or a problem with the UN's budgeting methods.(My emphasis.) So you see, it's really a hard-hitting editorial from a credible organization, yeah. Uncle Fritz had an opinion on the UN Charter as well. (Not your uncle Fritz, probably. Not really mine either.)
UN Watch ``published works'' also appear in the International Herald Tribune (back when this was based in New York and still had readers, Karl Marx accepted pay to report for this newspaper), the Cape Cod Times (``UN: Dream and Reality''), The Earth Times (``Here's an Operation of Which to be Proud'') and Tribune de Genève (``The Significant Uses of the Secretary-General''). Now you know where you can get your first big break in big-time journalistic editorializing.
Typical threshold values for the acids, esters, ketones, and aldehydes that give fruits their odors are within a factor of a thousand or so of ppb concentrations (i.e., in the range 10-12 to 10-6).
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Classics at Chicago homepage to learn about, uh, Classics at the
U of C. Including upcoming public lectures.
You think I care? You think this is a site I visit often enough to have bookmarked? Do you think I need this glossary entry? No. I did it for U.
Metaphorically, going up often means increasing in quantity. If we collected things by floating them on the water, so they formed a deepening raft as we accumulated more, then perhaps going down might have this meaning, but we don't and it doesn't. Check with the Polynesians.
In some cases, the metaphorical use of vertical directions is less obvious. One case is antiquity. At least in the case of paleography, higher apparently means older, of greater antiquity. It seems that here age is thought of concretely as something one can have more or less of. It makes sense to imagine that age is something that accumulates over time. I'm certainly not getting any younger. The metaphor occurs with various quantity and direction words: Here are some examples using high, reduce, downward, and raise, (all boldfaced for your convenience below) in articles by Frank Moore Cross. They're from papers 52 and 53 of his Leaves from an Epigrapher's Notebook: Collected Papers in Hebrew and West Semitic Palaeography and Epigraphy (Harvard Semitic Studies 51, 2003).
Paper 52 -- ``The Origin and Early Evolution of the Alphabet'' (published in Eretz-Israel vol. 8 (1967) -- includes these examples:
As these texts were collecting, it began to become apparent that the earliest of the series gave the appearance of being more archaic or at least as old as the pictographs from Sinai; the latest of the group, from the late thirteenth or early twelfth century [BCE], seemed to be evolving toward linear Phoenician. These data contradicted the high dates proposed for the Proto-Sinaitic group on the one hand, and the high dates assigned to linear Phoenician epigraphs from Byblos on the other.
A number of scholars ... had attempted to reduce the thirteenth century date attributed to the 'Ahiram Sarcophagus by the excavators using both archaeological (ceramic) and paleographical arguments.
Dunand capitulated in part, reducing the date of the key 'Ahiram Inscription to about 1000 BCE on the basis of Iron I sherds found in the tomb shaft.
[A]nother barrier [to understanding the evolution of the Proto-Canaanite script] was removed by the redating of the Proto-Sinaitic inscriptions downward to the early fifteenth century.
Paper 53 -- ``Early Alphabetic Scripts'' (delivered at a 1975 symposium, apparently revised for the 1979 publication) --
From Raddana comes an inscribed jar handle from the late thirteenth century or the beginning of the twelfth century. Happily its date is controlled by the stratified context in which it was found as well as by paleography. ... Aharoni's attempts to raise the date of the little epigraph to the fourteenth century are, in my opinion, unsuccessful ....
Of course, the high middle ages is something else again. What about the alphabet? Look, this entry is bursting at the paragraph breaks. Let's have another glossary entry!
[B]oth a journal and a compilation CD, packed in a brown cardboard box [so the postman will think you're receiving a pornographic DVD] with notes, correspondence, essays and images and mailed to subscribers in 50 countries. It draws on the creativity of hundreds of musicians: the performers, composers and producers who contribute master tapes to Unknown Public - in much the way that writers contribute manuscripts to a literary publication. With the support of a network of loyal subscribers, UP uses recent innovations in computer and audio technology to produce a professional product. Nearly every aspect of UP's operation makes use of the latest technology, but it remains a `cottage industry' based in Notting Hill [in the UK], where the boxes are packed and labelled by hand. Unknown Public is not available in conventional record stores.The name Unknown Public refers to the [subscribers]....
Explanation by Marshall Brain at HowStuffWorks.
Web document focused on library and publisher applications of bar codes, but with information of general interest, is served by Faxon.
Now he tells us!
It was 2002 host for the ARPA annual meeting (October 18-19). Other stuff probably happens there too. The theme of the meeting was ``Evolution [apparently the biological kind] & Philosophy.'' The keynote speaker was Michael Ruse, author of such books as Mystery of Mysteries: Is Evolution a Social Construction? and Can a Darwinian be a Christian? The Relationship Between Science and Religion. This is a borderline case -- he almost made the nomen est omen honor roll.
Originally founded in 1907 by E. W. Scripps as UP. Merged with William Randolph Hearst's International News Service in 1958 to become UPI.
Thermal conduction is single-crystal insulators is ultimately controlled by the frequency of U-type collisions among acoustic phonons. Since the velocity of low-energy (and thus small-wavevector) phonons is proportional to the momentum, a complete absence of U-processes would lead to a conserved heat current and infinite thermal conductivity. (In principle, point defects would prevent this, since scattering by these does not conserve quasimomentum. In practice, however, U-processes are the dominant cause of non-infinite thermal conductivity.) (Note, proportionality of phonon velocity and momentum is through a tensor coefficient. Nevertheless, since no sound velocity is infinite, there is a lower bound on the heat current for a given (conserved) quasimomentum.
A backpage article by Stephen Glass, in the November 4, 1996 New Republic (TNR) reveals that those brown UPS uniforms are babe bait, while FedEx togs are a turn-off. He cites anecdotal evidence (Drew Barrymore lines in the movie Boys on the Side; the song ``Drive By Love''). He backs this up with a scientific survey of two or three therapists and other evidence. On the other hand, it later turned out that there were, uh, problems with Glass's reporting (the main problem being that he made stuff up, especially the most interesting stuff; see the CSPI entry).
- progressing up the alphabet from Z
- Animals are housed by health status and, in general, by vendor. Six levels of health status are maintained in the facility, designated A (most clean) through F (contaminated). ... Personnel may descend the alphabet when going to more than one animal room per day, but not move up the alphabet. (I.E., you can move from A to B to C, etc., but not from C to B to A.)
- should start with Z for the first child and progress up the alphabet for all other participating children. [Granted, this is from ``Glossary of Adult Basic and Literacy Education Program Data Collection'' and therefore suspect.]
- This is intended to replace the old rule of hiring only the A crowd and firing the the C's (while the B's madly tried to move up the alphabet chain). [Okay, there might be some metaphor admixture.]
- ...(moving up the alphabet as in the case of the Caesar cipher). In the above example, the first `t' would become a `b' (shifted up by 8, since `h' is the eighth letter of the alphabet).
- The following meeting, we move up the alphabet. For instance, if Deborah Ramirez goes first at Monday's meeting, Tom Sander will go first on Wednesday.
- Since the Enterprise-D bit the dust (literally) in "Star Trek Generations," it was time to move up the alphabet, so Eaves and Zimmerman together designed the Sovereign-class Enterprise-E for "Star Trek: First Contact."
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int main() { ... char capital = 'A'; ... capital+=5; /* Move up the alphabet */ ... } - The grades start at "A" for the most junior and move up the alphabet accordingly. When the grading system was originally set up, nurses were still being trained in hospitals rather than studying in university. So the grades A, B and C were assigned to first, second and third year students. However since nurse training moved to university in the UK, the A, B and C grades are now used for health care assistants.
- Move up the alphabet through flaxseed, oats, quinoa (pronounced kween-wa), rice and wheat...
- ...you guys need to move up the alphabet a few notches from gchat to ichat...
- After 2nd finger "C#" is 3rd finger "D" and after 3rd finger "D" is 4th finger "E." 4th finger "E" matches "Open-E." We continue going up the alphabet
Preliminary result: ``up to 30% or more off!'' means that `at least one item discounted 30% and at least one item discounted more than 30%, but they were both sold before you got here, which is good for you because they're shlock.'
After my father's father emigrated to South America early in the twentieth century (before WWI), he would send care packages back to his family in Ukraine. He would send one of his brothers a package containing two bags of sugar, and the package would arrive with one bag. Within certain constraints, sending two equal-size bags must have been the unique optimal solution. If you figure the Tsar's postmen were smart enough to destroy all motivation but too greedy to allow more than the minimum of motivation, and if you assume they couldn't be bothered to do too much rebagging, then any other number of bags, in any combination of sizes, would have had a lower shipping yield for my family.
See, uh, see CP.
When the UPU was created, it was considered a sacred rule that each postal administration retained the charges it collected. It was assumed that between any two countries, the mail volume was approximately the same in each direction. Under this ``reciprocity assumption,'' it could be argued that any equitable revenue sharing would have a net effect too small to be worth the accounting trouble. The assumption of bilateral symmetry was always known not to be exact, and over the years the asymmetries grew.
Generally today, delivery is free and postal systems collect most of their revenues from senders. Hence, the postal services of countries with net outflows (generally the industrialized countries) would benefit from a policy of not sharing revenues. In response to this situation, starting in 1969, financial compensation (called terminal dues) began to be paid by national postal systems with a surplus of sent mail. The postal systems that are on the net receiving end of mail are also on the receiving end of the terminal dues. The formulae for the dues have undergone various changes over time. In addition, part of the remuneration is being routed through a general ``Quality of Service Fund'' (QSF) for improving mail services in developing countries. For more details, see this article.
- ENAP
- École national d'administration publique. ``National'' is an interesting word.
- ÉTS
- École de technologie supérieure. (En Montréal.) It's fascinating that the ÉTS and TÉLUQ get an accented vowel, but ENAP (particularly), UQAC, UQAM, etc. do not. (Well, they apparently heard my plea. Mere weeks later, 31 January 2004, I've received a quasi-announcement from ``UQÀM.'')
- INRS
- Institut national de la recherche scientifique.
- TÉLUQ
- Télé-université du UQ (also written Téluq). (Distance-learning university.)
- UQAC
- Université du Québec à Chicoutimi.
- UQAH
- Université du Québec à Hull. Well, I've seen references to this. It seems to be the old, hard-to-pronounce name of UQO.
- UQAM
- Université du Québec à Montréal.
- UQAR
- Université du Québec à Rimouski.
- UQAT
- Université du Québec en Abitibi-Témiscamingue. The only branch of UQ that is completely under water.
- UQO
- Université du Québec à Outaouais. It's in Gatineau (and Mont-Laurier and Maniwaki), in the heart of Outaouais. If you can pronounce the G-word, you're admitted. If you can pronounce the O-word, you graduate.
- UQPSK
- What's this?
- UQTR
- Université du Québec à Trois-Rivières.