Welcome to Stammtisch Beau Fleuve!
These are the meshugas of the Stammtisch Beau Fleuve. Our mission:
to explore strange news items,
to seek out intelligent life within this
civilization (preferably within hailing distance of the lunch table),
to examine boldly the handbasket the universe is going to hell in.
This homepage is
That's right, starting right now, this page still has nothing that
blinks. Steady as she goes since 1995. Since 1905, for that
But wait, there's more! As of 1996, we now also still have
NO ASININE SERVER-PUSH GRAPHICS! All this for you.
Truly vital information:
You are a member of a highly select elite. This is only approximately the
second time that anyone has loaded this page. In fact, the number of people
who even know about this page has only recently poked into the non-negative
integers. There used to be a counter here, but it was weighing on my
self-esteem, so now I've accelerated the loading sequence by removing
To get a sense of proportion on this, you might consider the
Stammtisch Beau Fleuve Homepage Homeboy:
Alfred M. Kriman
Do not adjust or clean your computer screen, the coffee stains are on
the virtual page. It's our problem, okay?