Welcome to Stammtisch Beau Fleuve!

A multidisciplinary collaboration for Communication, Research, and Lunch.



These are the meshugas of the Stammtisch Beau Fleuve. Our mission: to explore strange news items, to seek out intelligent life within this civilization (preferably within hailing distance of the lunch table), to examine boldly the handbasket the universe is going to hell in.
Aw, you guys with ``text-based'' browsers -- we really pity
            you, so we're not going to waste your time with descriptions
            of the gif you can't see.  Too bad!

This homepage is Mosaic-enhanced! That's right, starting right now, this page still has nothing that blinks. Steady as she goes since 1995. Since 1905, for that matter.

But wait, there's more! As of 1996, we now also still have NO ASININE SERVER-PUSH GRAPHICS! All this for you.

Truly vital information:

You are a member of a highly select elite. This is only approximately the second time that anyone has loaded this page. In fact, the number of people who even know about this page has only recently poked into the non-negative integers. There used to be a counter here, but it was weighing on my self-esteem, so now I've accelerated the loading sequence by removing it.
To get a sense of proportion on this, you might consider the world population.

For further information, contact:

Stammtisch Beau Fleuve Homepage Homeboy: Alfred M. Kriman
Do not adjust or clean your computer screen, the coffee stains are on the virtual page. It's our problem, okay?