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-o
Direct-object marker in Japanese. Suffix on final word of the direct object, even if that already ends in o sound.

O
Offense. Abbreviation used in team sports. See extended discussion at D.

o
Spanish word meaning `or.' When included in a list of numbers, it gets an acute accent (ó) so as not to be confused with the numeral 0 for zero. E.g., 3 ó 4, equiv. tres o cuatro.

When you scan a Spanish document using OCR software that's expecting English, ó is sometimes interpreted as 6, but to the human eye, ó is usually more different from 6 than o is from 0 -- particularly in some of the older fonts that had short numbers.

In many countries of Europe and Latin America, it is standard to write 7 with a small dash through the slanted line. On the other hand, it is also common to write a 1 that looks like a lambda, with the initial upstroke almost as long as the downstroke. In the US, where 1 is usually a simple stroke, the extra dash through the 7 doesn't distintinguish anything except the foreign origin of the writer.

In the early days of automated address recognition, the USPS sponsored an OCR software competition. In an attempt to assure that it was the algorithms and not the training sets that were being compared, the developers were required to use a specified collection of training sets. The results of the competition were significantly affected by the fact that the training sets did not contain crossed sevens, and the test sets did.

A lot of people, like me, also cross their zees (or zeds) when hand printing. I have no idea why. An archaic cross on the ess led to confusion and orthographic change in French.

O
Oscar. Not an abbreviation here, just the FCC-recommended ``phonetic alphabet.'' I.e., a set of words chosen to represent alphabetic characters by their initials. You know, ``Alpha Bravo Charlie ... .'' The idea behind the choice is to have words that the listener will be able to guess at or reconstruct accurately even through noise (or narrow bandwidth, like a telephone). I can't think of any other words that start with the letter O; those FCC guys are pretty inventive.

O
Oxygen. A pretty important chemical element, if you like to breathe. Learn stuff you didn't already know at its entry in WebElements and its entry at Chemicool.

For a long time, the atomic mass unit was defined as 1/16 of the atomic weight of an O-16 atom. This has been superseded by the C-12 definition, under which the natural isotope distribution of oxygen yields an average mass of 15.9994 or so.

See a bit of cautionary history at the Priestley and Scheele entries.

O
Just ``O.'' Not ``oh.'' A particle introducing the vocative -- the case used in direct address, as in ``O Romeo.'' Example of correct use:
Associate: Did you find everything you were looking for?
Customer: Well, actually no. I couldn't find ``Brother Where Art Thou.''
A.: It's under O -- ``O Brother, Where Art Thou?''
C.: Oh.

Attempts to map the syntax of English onto the grammatical categories of Latin led to a number of peculiar nineteenth-century distortions. One was the idea that English infinitives could not be split, because Latin infinitives could not be split. Another was the identification of a conceptually fugitive vocative case, identified by this particle.

In most SAE languages, nominative and vocative cases are now indistinguishable. In Modern Greek, though, most men's names ending in sigma drop it in the vocative. Hence, a fellow whose name is Athos is addressed Gia sou, Atho! (`Hello, Athos!')

In Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Alice at one point slips and falls into a pool of tears she cried when she was nine feet tall (chapter two, ``The Pool of Tears''). She has shrunk from holding the White Rabbit's fan, dropping it just in time to avoid oblivion by reductio ad absurdum or something like that. Looking about desperately for help, she sees a relatively large animal...

"Would it be of any use, now," thought Alice, "to speak to this mouse? Everything is so out-of-the-way down here, that I should think very likely it can talk: at any rate there's no harm in trying." So she began: "O Mouse, do you know the way out of this pool? I am very tired of swimming about here, O Mouse!" (Alice thought this must be the right way of speaking to a mouse: she had never done such a thing before, but she remembered having seen in her brother's Latin Grammar, "A mouse--- of a mouse---to a mouse---a mouse---O mouse!")
[Glossarist's aside: that would be nominative, genitive, dative, accusative, and vocative; she forgot ablative.]
The Mouse looked at her rather inquisitively, and seemed to her to wink with one of its little eyes, but it said nothing.

"Perhaps it doesn't understand English," thought Alice; "I daresay it's a French mouse, come over with William the Conqueror." (For, with all her knowledge of history, Alice had no very clear notion how long ago anything had happened.)
[Glossarist's aside: the Norman invasion, and the Battle of Hastings, took place in 1066. It is one of the best remembered dates, if not the best remembered date, in English history. First the ablative, now this. Listen, smarty-pants, I've had just about enough of your carping. Alice is all of seven years and six months old and in a spot of trouble, so cut her some slack, already!]
So she began again: "Où est ma chatte?" which was the first sentence in her French lesson-book. The Mouse gave a sudden leap out of the water, and seemed to quiver all over with fright. "Oh, I beg your pardon!" cried Alice hastily, afraid that she had hurt the poor animal's feelings. "I quite forgot you didn't like cats."

There's a form of spongiform encephalopathy that afflicts mice (see prions entry). One of the symptoms is the loss of their instinctive fear of cat urine.

One of the hits in Jefferson Airplane's second album, ``Surrealistic Pillow'' (1967), is the song ``White Rabbit,'' which includes the line

Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall.
Grace Slick did the vocals. She originally sang that song for another San Francisco band called The Great Society. That band, formed in 1965, was a foursome with her husband Jerry Slick, his brother Darby, and David Miner. The band managed to release a single with ``(Don't you want) Somebody To Love'' on the A side and ``Free Advice'' on the B side. (A single was a vinyl disc with one song recorded and replayed on each side by an analog mechanical process, young feller. The B side was usually, um, well, it didn't matter if it got scratched, though there were exceptions. Today it is thought that MP3 technology and customer-customized selections will finally end the travesty of music packages containing wheat and chaff together. I can almost believe this will happen.)

Great Society recorded a studio album, produced by of all people Sly Stone before his more famous days as a soul singer, but it wasn't released commercially. Not then. In 1990 (about twenty-five years after the songs were recorded), ``Grace Slick/The Great Society'' was released by the never more aptly named Legacy Records.

Around the time Great Society's recording efforts were faltering, the original Jefferson Airplane album was disappointing as well. Vocalist Signe Toly Anderson became pregnant and (according to this interview) wanted to get her husband away and out of the drug scene, and Jefferson Airplane asked Grace to join them. The rest is history, as they say.

``The Great Society'' was the name of LBJ's activist-government vision. (See, for example, the Head Start entry. Back in those days, it was possible to believe that a little, or maybe more than a little, benevolent government intervention could make a great society. F. Hayek, in the preface to a later American edition of The Road to Serfdom, comments on the very different reaction to his book when it was first published in the US than when it was originally published in Britain (shortly after WWII). He judged that in Europe, the longer experience with activist government made readers, including his opponents, more receptive to the skepticism about socialism that his book represented. In contrast, the US had less of this experience, and the problems were not yet so apparent, so his opponents were more outraged by the suggestion that there would be problems. I'm not sure Hayek's analysis of this reception difference is correct, but there you are.

For more on war, the Anglo-American relationship, and Alice, see the LSJ entry. Nothing on mice, though. It adds a certain poignancy to the classical-language reference above.

o.ä.
oder ähnlich. German, `or similar.' Translate as vel sim.

OA
Opto-Acoustic.

Typical materials: TeO2 (Tellurium Oxide), PbMoO4, LiNbO3.

OA
Orthogonal Array.

OA
OsteoArthritis. The most common form of arthritis. You get old, your joint cartilage wears away, your bones rub together and you hurt. The most effective way to prevent it is to die young.

OA
Overeaters Anonymous. A twelve-course program, I think it is.

OAB
Organización de Apoyo de Base. Literally, in Spanish, `Base Support Organization.' More idiomatically rendered as `Grassroots Support Organization' (GSO).

OAC
On Approved Credit.

Example of usage:

``With this exciting offer, you can purchase now and not make any payments for 200 years OAC!''
Interpretation:
We'll give you these terms if you're a nephew of the boss or an impecunious third-world country.
Explanation:
Since the debts of some third-world nations will never be paid, banks prefer to lend to them on such a long-term basis that by the time the loans have to be declared nonperforming, the approving loan officer has collected all of his pension.
National government budget balancing works on similar principles.

OACL
Ontario Association for Community Living. ``Our goal is that all persons live in a state of dignity, share in all elements of living in the community, and have the opportunity to participate effectively.'' Well, that's very nice, but, like, what is this organization about? Ah, in small letters in the image: ``in support of people with an intellectual disability.''

L'AICO in French.

OACT
Office of Advanced Concepts and Technology.

OAE
OtoAcoustic Emission[s]. Noises made by the ear. Specifically, they're made by the cochlea. It seems the cilia like to dance even in the silence. Discovered by David Kemp in 1978. Very useful as a measure of cochlear health. Especially useful because it provides a quantitative mechanism for testing the hearing of neonates.

This page on the ear is mostly about OAE's.

OAG
Official Airline Guide.

OAH
Organization of American Historians. Founded 1907. A constituent society of the ACLS since 1971. ACLS has an overview.

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ÖAI
Österreichisches Archäologisches Institut. `Austrian Archaeological Institute.'

OAI
Open Application Interface.

OAI
Open Archives Initiative. ``The Open Archives Initiative develops and promotes interoperability standards that aim to facilitate the efficient dissemination of content. [I think content here refers primarily to text, the content of books.] OAI has its roots in the open access and institutional repository movements. Continued support of this work remains a cornerstone of the Open Archives program. Over time, however, the work of OAI has expanded to promote broad access to digital resources for eScholarship, eLearning, and eScience.''

OAI
Or-And-Invert (gate). Implements product-of-sums computation of a logic function. Cf. AOI.

OAL
Office of Administrative Law.

OAM
Office of Aerospace Medicine. Part of the FAA. (Earlier the ``Office of Aviation Medicine.'')

OAM, OA&M
Operations, Administration, [and] Maintenance.

OAMP, OAM&P
Operations, Administration, Maintenance, [and] Provisioning.

OAO
Orbiting Astronomical Observatory.

OAP
Old Age Pensioner. Used loosely (in the UK) for any retiree, on the reasonable (in the UK) assumption that the person receives a pension.

OAR
Office of Oceanic and Atmospheric Research. Oh! Acronym Righteously felicitous! Part of the NOAA.

OAS
OptoAcoustic Spectroscopy.

OAS
Organization of American States.

OASAS
(New York State) Office of Alcoholism & Substance Abuse Services.

OASD(HA)
Office of the (US) Assistant Secretary of Defense (Health Affairs).

OASDI
Old Age, Survivors, and Disability Insurance.

O.A.S.I.S.
Online Access to Student Information and Services. Link is to the one at WCC in Washington State.

OASIS
Online Access to Student Information Services. Link is to the one at WWC in Washington State.

OASIS
Online Access to Student Information Systems. Link is to the one at UGA. If I find one in any Washington, you can be sure I'll switch the link.

OASIS
Online Archival Search Information System. ``OASIS provides centralized access to a small but growing percentage of finding aids for archival and manuscript collections at Harvard. These finding aids are detailed descriptions of collections that contain a wide variety of materials, including letters, diaries, photographs, drawings, printed material, and objects. For each collection described in OASIS there is a summary description in HOLLIS.''

OAST
Office of Aeronautics and Space Technology. NASA acronym.

OAT
Optical Analyzer Technique. One such was proposed by McQueen et al. to determine material strength under shock compression.

OAT
Outside Air Temperature. Aviation acronym.

Disruptive passengers are an increasing problem. Before you become one, remember: It's cold out there!

OATS
Orbit and Attitude Tracking. [NASAnese.]

OAU
Organization of African Unity. Created in 1962. Hugely successful, as the prosperity, popular sovereignty, public health, and peace of Africa today demonstrate. In 1999, that visionary Libyan leader and best-selling author Moammar Gadhafi had a wonderful idea for the future of the OAU. ("Moammar Gadhafi" is a correct spelling. There are now over 50 spellings in the G-D-F correct spellings registry. This is one of them. This knowledge and a hefty bribe will keep you out of jail in Tripoli.)

Gadhafi's original idea was to change the name to ``African Union.'' Of course, it's not just a name change. More later, after the antiemetic.

OAV
Original Animation Video. Japanese equivalent of American made-for-video movie.

ÖAW
Österreichische Akademie der Wissenschaften. `Austrian Academy of Sciences.'

OB
German, Oberbürgermeister. `Lord Mayor.'

Ob-
Obligatory .... Productive prefix. E.g.: In the newsgroup alt.quotations, postings that do not otherwise contain a quotation accompanied by an attribution (questions, for example) should be accompanied, as a matter of courtesy, by an `Obquote.'

Ob, OB
OBstetric{s | ian}.

o. B.
German, ohne Befund. Literally `without result,' used in medicine to indicate that a test returned negative.

Obama
That's, like, an Irish name, right? O'riginally Barraugh O'Bamaugh.

OBC
On-Board Controller. Aye-Aye, Captain, Sir!

A microprocessor or three.

ÖBB
Österreichische Bundesbahnen. `Austrian National Railways.'

OBC
Other Backward Classes. Indian acronym.

OBC
Outside Back Cover.

OBCE
Oregon Board of Chiropractic Examiners.

OBD
On-Board Diagnostic[s]. Originally used to maintain compliance with anti-pollution systems, eventually expanded to cover a broadening variety of systems. Since nowadays a car is a computer with gas-guzzling peripheral devices, OBD is really just one I/O component.

The earliest systems were proprietary, with different plugs and codes for different manufacturers or models. In 1988, the Society of Automotive Engineers (SAE) set a standard connector plug and set of diagnostic test signals. The EPA adapted most of their standards from the SAE on-board diagnostic programs and recommendations. OBD-II (next entry) is an expanded set of standards and practices developed by SAE and adopted by the EPA and CARB (California Air Resources Board) for implementation by January 1, 1996.

OBD II
On-Board Diagnostic (system) II. The current OBD standard for new cars and light trucks sold in the US.

OBE
Officer of the Order of the British Empire.

OBE
Outcomes-Based {Education | Evaluation}.

OBE
Out-of-Body Experience. The term usually excludes death.

OBEM
Object-Based Equipment Model.

Oberon
A somewhat object-oriented programming language designed in 1988 (It's also the name of an associated IDE.) Pascal (born ca. 1970) begat Modula (1977), and Modula begat Modula-2 (1978) and Modula-2 quickly begat Oberon, roughly speaking. Pascal was an offspring of Algol 60, conceived in reaction to, or revulsion from, Algol 68. You ought to have a look at Niklaus Wirth's article ``From modula to Oberon,'' vol. 18, iss. 7 of Software--Practice & Experience (July 1988), pp. 661-670, because I haven't. There's evidently more direct information in his article immediately following that (pp. 671-690): ``The programming language Oberon.''

Pascal was named after Blaise Pascal. Oberon was not named after Waugh. Instead, it was named after the moon of Uranus named Oberon. The Voyager 2 space probe was passing by Oberon at the time in 1986 that Wirth conceived his new project. (Modula was created for something called modular programming.)

For a smidgen of useful Oberon information, see its FOLDOC entry. As of this writing, Software--Practice & Experience is only online back to 1997 (that I have access to). The Wikipedia article on Oberon links to gzipped PostScript versions of the articles mentioned above, and some more. In fact there's an Oberon site, served by ETH, which is loaded with Oberon resources. Geometry.net has a good collection of links to documents on Oberon.

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obesity
The general-admission tickets for Notre Dame (ND) football games are called GA's. A home game against Rutgers was coming up. In the campus newspaper I saw the following sad classified advertisement:

 HUGE ND FAN DESPERATE FOR
5 GAs FOR RUTGERS. CALL PAT
(xxx) xxx-xxxx.

[Telephone number left out because, why should I provide free advertising?]

The throw-away line is that obese should be defined as excessively short for one's mass. Garfield the fat cat has described himself as not overweight but undertall. See also body weight entry for new ideas on how to lose weight; less interesting related entry: BMI.

OB/GYN
OBstetrics and GYNecology.

obi
A Japanese sash.

OBI
Optical-Beam-Induced. Productive acronym segment, as in OBIC and OBIRCH.

OBIC
Optical-Beam-Induced Current.

OBIRCH
Optical-Beam-Induced Resistance CHange.

Obit
Obituary. As you get older you start recognizing more of the names.

OBO
Or Best Offer. [Usage: ``The Andy Warhol Joke Book, mint condition, first edition; $5 O.B.O.'']

No wait -- I changed my mind: I'll take the second-best offer. Wouldn't want to appear greedy.

If you don't set a time limit on when you will stop accepting offers and select one, OBO only effectively means that you'll consider lower offers.

Common usage: ``or OBO.'' Don't believe me?

OBO
Orbis Biblicus et Orientalis.

OBO
Ore/Bulk/Oil. Ships whose holds can accommodate oil or ore. Cf. O/O.

OBO
Output Back-Off.

OB/OD
Open Burning/Open Detonation.

OBP
On-Base Percentage. Normally expressed as a decimal, like the batting average. If you regard the percent sign (%) as exactly equivalent (i.e., not just mathematically but in linguistical convention) to ``times 0.01,'' then it's all the same. However, calling it a percentage also leads to this error: a .001 difference is frequently described as a difference of ``one percentage point.'' If ``one thousandth'' is a tongue-twister, say ``one per-mil'' difference.

obra
Spanish word meaning `work' in the senses that the English noun has only when it is countable. So ``a master work'' is ``una obra maestra,'' but ``I found a job'' or ``I found work'' is ``encontré un trabajo,'' and una obra cannot be substituted in the Spanish. For the etymology of obra, see opus.

The transitive verb obrar in Spanish has some of the same senses as the English word work (to work metal or miracles), but the transitive and especially the intransitive verb seem to have a broader range of acepciones. E.g. obrar el bien, `to do good'; obrar libremente, `to act [or operate] freely'; la carta obra en sus manos, `the letter is in his hands.'

Obrero translates almost perfectly to `worker,' as in a factory or a hive, (female form obrera). It's also used apositively: sindicato obrero is `labor union.'

OBRO
Or Best Reasonable Offer. What people usually mean when they write or say OBO.

OBS
Optical-Burst Switching.

obscure
Something I don't know. Things that are not obscure but that you don't know are ``common knowledge.''

obscure allusions
I may have more to say under this head later, and I hope you'll ``get it,'' but for now I just want to park a quote here. It's from an essay by Edmund Wilson, following some material quoted in the vitamin entry, q.v. Wilson is criticizing Van Wyck Brooks's later work.
What is the value of all the as one might call it's scattered through the pages of Brooks? If it is Brooks who is calling it this or that, the interpolation is totally unnecessary; if, on the other hand, it is someone else, the author ought to tell us who. What is the explanation of the statement, in connection with Charles Eliot Norton, that ``his field was of imagination all compact''? If the sentence is Brooks's sentence, he ought not to load it down with this antique cliché; if the opinion is that of some previous critic, the cliché was not worth preserving. Who is it who exclaims of Francis Parkman, ``Eccovi, this child has been in hell''? Mr. Brooks pointing up his picture with a familiar literary allusion or some Bostonian1 addicted to Dante? ...

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1. We have a footnote entry.

obscurity
With apologies to Justice Potter Stewart: I might have difficulty defining obscurity, but I know it when I don't see it.

obstetrical we, obstetric we
Another name for the pregnant we (q.v.). None of these terms is at all common yet. We're just bringing them into being. So let's go with pregnant we, and use obstetric we as a euphemism for it.

OBU
Off-shore Banking Unit.

OBU
Oklahoma Baptist University.

obvious
The meaning of the word obvious is obvious, as you might expect. I mean, let's be real here: if you don't know the basic meaning of the word obvious, then your mastery of the English language is not such that you would be looking up its meaning in this advanced glossary. That is the vision that informs our project: you have come here for deeper insight, of course.

Leon Trotsky had a nonobvious insight into the nature of obviousness. It is recorded by Joseph Hansen in the introduction to the English version of My Life (discussed at the Faux-Pas-Bidet subentry):

     He [Trotsky] was excellent at dictation, pacing himself according to the speed of the stenographer, whose strokes, hooks and curves he occasionally paused to admire; but dictation offered only some relief since he proceeded by successive approximations, going over his manuscripts repeatedly. "Sometimes," he told me once, "the most obvious thought comes only after the last draft is finished." The "last draft" was then reworked.

The usual joke about what is obvious has a math professor interrupted in mid-lecture by a student asking for the explanation of some assumption. The professor pauses to consider in silence, and after scratching his beard for twenty minutes, says ``it's obvious.''

In another version of this story, the professor interrupts himself. For a further nontrivial insight, see the trivial entry.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about human beings was their habit of continually stating and repeating the obvious, as in It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright? At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behaviour. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favour of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working. After a while he abandoned this one as well as being obstructively cynical and decided he quite liked human beings after all, but he always remained desperately worried about the terrible number of things they didn't know about.

OBX
Outer BanKS, North Carolina. You might say it's a tourist ATM for the state.

OBX is a chain of barrier islands along the Atlantic coast, screening the northeast quarter or so of the North Carolina coast. It includes Kitty Hawk, so basically it's hallowed ground.

OC, O.C.
Officer of the Order of Canada. The intermediate one of three levels of membership in the Order of Canada. Philological analysis and comparative linguistic study of the abbreviations of the other two levels (CM and CC (meatier link)) suggest that the O. in O.C. stands for Officer rather than Order.

OC, O/C, O.C.
Open Collector. An output stage consisting of a BJT with a disconnected collector. This output must be connected to the high-voltage rail through an external resistor. The value of resistance chosen affects the output impedance, thus controlling time delay and fan-out. Most commonly, however, open-collector outputs used to wire-AND a number of similar outputs.

OC
Optical Carrier. Vide s.v. OC-1, OC-3,... infra.

OC
Optical Coupler. For one sense of this word, see HR.

OC
Oral Contraceptive. ``The Pill.'' Old version used to be mostly estrogen, alternating with a shorter sequence of placebo pills each month. Now estrogen/progesterone pills are used. A double dose of certain contraceptive pills, taken within a couple of days of intercourse, can function as an effective ``morning-after pill.'' It causes a hormone storm that either prevents implantation or causes miscarriage. Long before the RU486 controversy, rape victims were routinely given this treatment. OC is also used to regularize a woman's menstrual period as part of infertility therapies.

Disclaimer: none of this information is very recent, or based on direct personal experience. If you want reliable information, visit your local family planning clinic. Take a mace when you go.

OC
Orange County. I'd seen it used by someone from Orange County, California. Then came the TV show.

OC
OrganoChlorine. Chlorine in organic compounds.

OC, oc
Over-Clock. To operate at digital electronics higher than rated speed. A standard danger with overclocking CPU's is that they fry. Pentiums (pentia?) slow down if they heat up, so they're harder to fry (and harder to oc without adequate cooling).

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OCA
Ontario Classical Association. See also the Classical Association of Canada (CAC). Better yet, don't.

OCC
Obligatory Classical Content.

Occ.
Occupation[al].

OCC
Officer Candidate Class. I looked in all my C++ manuals, couldn't find a thing on Officer_Candidate::foobar. Oh, here's something: an unofficial Marine OCC program page served on AOL.

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OCC
Ontario Classics Conference. Usually held in May.

OCC
Options Clearing Corporation. Based in Chicago.

OCC
Orange Coast College in California (CA).

OCC
Owens Community College in Ohio (OH).

occasional poetry
Not intermittent poetry, but poetry for a particular occasion. Poetry written to order. Crap.

OCC/NIBS
Ohio Consultive Council of the National Institute of Building Sciences. ``Under construction'' for most of 1997. In 2001 I noticed that this entry here is kind of stale. We're still under construction.

occupational therapy
The Medicare glossary defines this as ``[s]ervices given to help you return to usual activities (such as bathing, preparing meals, housekeeping) after illness either on an inpatient or outpatient basis.''

This is correct to the extent of omitting any mention of occupation in the sense of paid employment. In fact, an interesting division of semantic field has occurred. Occupational therapy is essentially rehabilitation of the hands and arms, and physical therapy is rehabilitation of legs, feet, and back.

OCD
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. See the latest Diagnostic and Statistical Manual DSM for latest definition. See the next DSM for a different vision of truth.

What? You say can't pull yourself away from the terminal? Okay, look at this site. Also this item at OMIM.

My friend Lou, an administrator of mental-health services, explained to me recently that most of the soft mental-health syndromes (not schizophrenia or bipolar disorder or clinical depression or stuff like that, you understand) are simply pathologizations of behaviors that in other circumstances are regarded as virtues. The example I remember best is that OCD is just a pejorative way to say ``detail-oriented.''

OCD
Off-Chip Driver. Since the late 1950's, device scaling has increased gate density and speed, and reduced power consumption per gate, mostly by shrinking device sizes and reducing currents. Voltages have also decreased, although this has been more gradual. Thus, the scales of currents and voltages of modern digital circuits is much smaller than the corresponding scales for off-chip applications. OCD's deal with this.

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OCD
Oxford Classical Dictionary. The third edition represented an enormous improvement in nonclassicist-user-friendliness.

OCDE
Organisation de Coopération et Développement Économiques. OECD in French. Why no diaeresis on the second o in cooperation? The mysteries of international finance.

OCDETF
Organized Crime Drug Enforcement Task Force.

OCEANIC
OCEAN Information Center.

OCF
Obsessive Compulsive Foundation. I just had to put this entry in. And this one too!

OCI/NDA
Organizational Conflict of Interest / Non-Disclosure Agreements.

OCLA
Oxford Centre for Late Antiquity.

`Late Antiquity', the period between approximately 250 and 750 CE, witnessed massive cultural and political changes: the emergence of the world's great monotheistic religions, rabbinic Judaism, Christianity, and Islam; the development, and eventual destruction, of the Sasanian empire, the last Persian empire of Antiquity; the Germanic conquest and settlement of the western Roman empire; the transformation of Byzantium into a militarised and christianised society. The world of 750 was radically different from the world of 250, and the legacy of the changes that had occurred is very much with us today -- from European states tracing their origins to Germanic invaders, to the cultural divide brought about by the rise of Islam.

Oxford University has over 60 senior scholars, and a very large number of graduate students, researching within the field of Late Antiquity, with specialisms that embrace all the disciplines, from Archaeology to Theology, and that cover the entire geographical spectrum of the late antique world, from Coptic Egypt and Sasanian Iran, to the Celtic North. Recently these scholars have been united in the Oxford Centre for Late Antiquity (OCLA), hosted by the Oxford History Faculty. The aim of OCLA is to foster dialogue between the scholarly disciplines, and between the many institutions of the world that study Late Antiquity.

Judging from the images on the homepage, they specialize in the study of people with big hair. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

OCLC
Online Computer Library Center, a nonprofit computer library service and research organization. Their services include EJO and FirstSearch.

OCM
Oxidative Coupling of Methane. A fuel-cell technology.

OCMS
On-Chip test and Maintenance System.

OCONUS
Outside the CONtinental United States (US). Military usage. There's also CONUS. You can probably guess its meaning.

OCOTH
Ontario Council of Teaching Hospitals.

OCP
One-Component Plasma.

OCP
Open-Circuit Potential.

OCP
Oral Contraceptive Pill. See OC.

OCP
Oxford Concordance Program.

OCPAC
The Orange County (California) Performing Arts Center.

OCR
Office of Civil Rights.

OCR
Optical Character Recognition. When done by a machine that converts scanned intensities or densities into a text approximation.

OCR
Oxford Cambridge and RSA Examinations. A UK college entrance exam board. In 2002, this exam board was at the heart of a grade-fixing scandal. Chief executive at the time, Dr. Ron McLone. More at the QCA entry.

OCRRA
Onondaga County (NY) Resource Recovery Agency.

OCS
Old Church Slavonic. Not a whole lot different from Old Bulgarian.

OCS
Operator Communications Software.

OCST
Office of Commercial Space Transportation.

Oct
Octans. Official IAU abbreviation for the constellation.

OCT
Ontario College of Teachers. The French name is L'Ordre des enseignantes et des enseignants de l'Ontario. Gee, that looks quite a bit longer. I have an opinion about that, right here in the glossary.

Although I have seen the OCT acronym used elsewhere, the OCT's own website refers consistently to ``the College'' and ``l'Ordre.''

An Ontario teacher recently explained the organization for me in four words, and the word evil appeared twice in his definition. I got to wondering how a representative professional organization could generate such feelings, and I discovered that

``[m]embers of the College elect 17 of the 31 members [of its Council]. The remaining 14 members of Council are public representatives appointed by the provincial government. Council meetings are open to the public.''
The problem is obvious: the Council meetings should be closed to the public.

OCT
Optimized Compensation Transactions.

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OCT
Oxford Classical Text[s].

octane number
The term octane number is based on the idea that a high content of eight-carbon alkane (i.e., octane) indicates a high grade of fuel. (``High grade'' here should be understood narrowly as a high degree of resistance to knock.) In the sixties, the US government wanted to require gas companies to list the octane number at the pump. The method originally proposed by regulators apparently gave unflattering measures of octane content, and the gas companies petitioned for a different measure. In a compromise, pumps were required to list or display a pump octane number (PON) that was a simple average of the numbers found by the two measures [PON = (RON+MON)/2], Motor Octane Number (MON) and Research Octane Number (RON).

Gas stations and pumps in Canada display the same number (PON) as in the US. In Europe the RON is typically shown. The RON value of a fuel is usually higher than the MON value by about 8-10 for gasoline, so the same fuel sold in Europe has a nominal octane rating higher by 4-5.

Perkin-Elmer offers to help you determine both.

I'm not sure which name it has, but the original method (probably RON) approved by the ASTM in 1934 defines octane number as the octane percentage by volume of a heptane-octane blend with anti-knock characteristics equivalent to the gasoline under test. The particular alkanes in the blend are specified to be n-heptane and iso-octane (2,2,4-trimethylpentane). Of course, different tests give different meanings to the word ``equivalent.'' The devil is in that detail. To complicate matters further, in 1956 the ASTM extended the scale to octane numbers above 100 by the use of iso-octane fortified with tetraethyl lead [the use of which has been illegal for decades now, with verified decreases in human lead (Pb) levels]. I think that RON and MON are currently defined by ASTM D 2699 and ASTM D 2700, resp.

At Dan and Ilana's wedding, another friend of Dan's told me he worked in gasoline testing, but he couldn't explain RON or MON. He just reads the numbers off the machine (that'd be the ASTM 2885 method). It turns out that both numbers are obtained by running a specified test engine with the fuel under test, but that for RON the engine is run at lower speed, resulting in a higher octane number.

When John Fogerty sang CCR's cover of ``Proud Mary,'' (for the album ``Bayou Country'') he didn't understand the original song lyrics and sang ``pumped a lot of pain down in New Orleans.'' When Ike and Tina Turner did their half-nicccce...an'easy, half-rough version, Tina restored the original lyric:

pumped a lotta 'tane down in New Orleans
(Don't listen for it in the single, it's abridged.)

Anyway, that's the story I heard on the radio. The only problem with that theory, as has been pointed out to me, is that John Fogerty wrote ``Proud Mary.'' Well then, he misheard the 'tane expression, used it in the song, but then Tina sang true to the colloquialism: a case of reverse mondegreen.

Don't like that? Okay, here's another theory: John Fogerty meant pain, because he was talking about pumping iron. You know -- ``No pain, no gain.''

Wait, wait! Here's a reasonable theory: he used the homophone 'pane, meaning propane. People really use this contraction (testimony here).

What does John Fogerty think about all these theories? The net has an answer. According to radio personality Ken Hoffman,

I've been having an ongoing debate with a friend about the words to Proud Mary. He thinks the lyrics go, "Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis, pumped a lot of `tane down in New Orleans." He says 'tane is short for octane, meaning the writer was pumping gas. One night I heard Jay Leno say the same thing.

Here's the correct lyric, straight from the writer John Fogerty:

"Sometimes I write words to songs because they sound cool to sing. Sometimes the listener doesn't understand what I'm singing because I'm dedicated to singing the vowel, having fun with the word sounds coming out of my mouth. `Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis, pumped a lot of pain down in New Orleans,' is a good example. I think Tina Turner sang `tane' instead of `pain,' as in a contracted form of octane. But I knew what she meant," Fogerty said.

A likely story.

This entry is a bit rough right now, but it may be a while before I have a chance to come back and sand it down, and in the meantime it's holding up publication of the rest of the file. Sorry.

Quoting from Edward Frederic Obert's Internal Combustion Engine, (International Textbook Co., Scranton, Pa., 1968 3/e), p. 304:

The unknown octane rating of a test fuel is determined in the following manner: The engine [a standard one-cylinder model especially for testing] is operated with the test fuel, and the air-fuel ratio adjusted for maximum knock. The compression ratio is then varied until the knock intensity is standard (55 units). With the compression ratio locked at this setting, known blends of reference fuels are placed in the two auxiliary carburetor bowls. Each fuel is tested in turn, and the knockmeter readings are recorded. Eventually the original knockmeter reading (of 55) will be bracketed by two readings from two known reference fuels. One blend will have a higher octane number than the unknown sample, and the second blend will have a lower number (but the difference is restricted to about two octane numbers, since the knockmeter is nonlinear). Linear interpolation of the knockmeter readings for the three fuels is then made to find the octane rating of the sample of unknown fuel.

RON and MON are both measured with the same standard engine. The principal difference is that RON is measured with the test engine running at 600 RPM, and MON with the test engine running at 900 RPM. Also, the inlet temperature is 325K for RON and 422K for MON.

Octane ratings above 100 are obtained from comparisons with leaded isooctane.) I suppose linear extrapolation is stretched a bit to determine the octane numbers of n-octane (RON=-20, MON=-17).

    Rules of thumb regarding how octane numbers (RON and MON) vary with molecular structure:
  1. For unbranched, noncyclic alkanes (n-alkanes), octane number decreases with increasing chain length.
  2. Increasing the mass of an alkane by lengthening any of its existing chains (as opposed to replacing one of its hydrogens with a methyl group, say), also decreases octane number.
  3. For any fixed number of carbon atoms, increasing the number of side chains increases the octane number.
  4. Ring structures (cycloalkanes and aromatics) have higher octane numbers.
  5. Double bonds (alkenes) increase octane number.
Loosely speaking, one may say that the floppier the molecule, the lower the octane number. The highest-rated heptane is triptane, the structural isomer with the greatest possible number of branches. It's interesting that cycloheptane has unusually low octane ratings, breaking a pattern. Here are the RON's for cyclopentane through cyclooctane: 101, 83, 39, 71.

octet
Eight bits. This term amounts to a machine-independent way of describing what is a byte on most machines. As such, it is useful in networking.

As it happens, eight bits is also a dollar.

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octo
Diver slang for octopus -- the scuba gear, not the animal.

OCU
Office Channel Unit.

OCU
Oklahoma City University.

OCUFA
Ontario Confederation of University Faculty Associations. I got the feeling they didn't like Ontario Premier Mike Harris (1995-2002).

O-cut
c-axis parallel to one edge.

OCVD
Open Circuit Decay Voltage.

OCWA
Onondaga County Water Authority. Notable for the similar (in some cases identical) pronunciation of the acronym and aqua (Latin for `water'). Onondaga County is in upstate New York. OCWA claims to be ``one of the largest public water suppliers in the U.S.,'' and bills itself as ``Central New York's Water Authority.'' (It actually serves a third of a million people -- doesn't seem like a lot to me -- in Onondaga, Oswego, Madison, and Oneida counties. That's the greater Syracuse area.)

OCXO
Oven-Controlled Crystal Oscillator.

OC-1, OC-3, ...
Optical Carrier (OC signal rate at a multiple (1, 3, etc.) of 51.85 Mbps. More at the what?is.com entry thereon.

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o.d.
Oculus Dexter. Latin: `right eye.' Roman baseball players used to yell this as encouragement whenever the batter for their side let a pitch go through for a ball. Slightly more believable infotainment at the o.s. entry.

Also oculo dextro, because the Romans inflected noun phrases so you could tell an attributive noun even when the noun it modified was far away or even missing.

OD
Old Dutch. A deceased member of the Indo-European Family. So go ahead and use it as a cool-sounding nickname -- confusion with the language name is unlikely to arise.

OD
Olive Drab (military abbreviation for the color that was for a long time the standard camouflage shade of American soldiers and arms. In the 1970's, the (West) German Military developed a pattern of green, brown and black (``NATO Green'') that is now used by the U.S. military.

OD
Optical Density.

Organizational Development. I have no idea what that is, but I once chatted with someone who teaches it. I think the reason I avoided asking for an explanation was to prevent either of us from sounding stupid.

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OD, O.D., o.d.
Outer Diameter.

Anaximander had a theory that the Earth was shaped like a cylinder, with height three times the diameter. The rest of the entry was written under the assumption that people live on the sides of the cylinder. This is pretty stupid, because (a) even the Greeks eventually realized that the Earth is round, and (b) if people lived on the sides, they'd slide down. In Anaximander's model, people live on the flat top surface of the Earth, but I can't be bothered to rewrite the rest of this entry. Here's how it stood before I discovered my stupid error.

You're bound to wonder about the North Star: is it a disc, or how does one see it if one isn't at the top of the cylinder? It's not such a problem: the 3-by-1 dimensions were standard for column drums, so I guess he had in mind something like a cylinder tapered towards the top, like a column. After all, he obviously couldn't have thought it was perfectly smooth either (could he?). I know, I know: now you want to know about the night sky: how is it possible that such a large region of the sky around the North Star could have been visible (in Winter) at times half a day apart? Look, Anaximander lived in the sixth century BCE -- this wasn't half bad for the time. I'm so glad that you've had an opportunity to ask all your questions.

In Anaximander's theory, the Sun was set in a wheel with dimensions 27 and 28. It's not entirely clear what those numbers meant: Anaximander's book or books are lost, and we have these numbers from third parties. That's as bad as getting your news from the MSM, but before the Internet there were no real alternatives. In chapter 4 of his Anaximander and the Architects: The Contributions of Egyptian and Greek Architectural Technologies on the Origins of Greek Philosophy (Albany: SUNY Press, 2001), Robert Hahn argues that these are radius rather than (as usually assumed) diameter dimensions, so Anaximander's Sun wheel has an o.d. of 56 Earth diameters and i.d. of 54.

Sources pass along a ``19'' for the Moon wheel, so at least he guessed it was closer. It's usually assumed that this 19 corresponds to the Sun's 28, so if you suppose that these are diameters, the Moon wheel has an i.d. of 36 Earth diameters. The stars are set in a cylinder inside the Moon wheel. (You weren't going to ask why we don't see stars against the dark side of the Moon were you? Good, because the answer is obvious: the reflected light of the Earth makes the dark crescent of the Moon so bright that it outshines the stars, just as the daytime atmosphere does. See, everything is easy if you have faith.) The standard conjecture is that the cylinder of stars, and the wheels carrying the Moon and Sun, formed a nice arithmetic progression; according to Hahn's view, that gives the star cylinder an o.d. and i.d. of 19 and 18, respectively.

OD
OverDose.

OD
Oxford Dictionary. Productive prefix for acronyms of book titles published by Oxford University Press, as in ODE. Come to think of it, the ones I refer to most often used an infix modifier initial: OCD, OED, and OLD.

ODA
Office Document Architecture. Also, because it is specified by OSI, sometimes expanded Open Document Architecture. Standard for electronic document transmission.

ODA
Official Development Assistance.

oda
A Turkish word meaning room or chamber, and once used with the specialized sense of Janissary barracks, probably from the Old Turkish od, meaning fire. With the suffix -lik expressing function, it formed the word odalik, meaning a concubine in a harem or a female slave in general. (When you think about how slavery works, you realize there's not much difference in principle between these job descriptions.) The word was borrowed into French as odalique and (the form that became standard in French and English) odalisque.

ODAPI
Open Database Application Programming Interface from Borland.

ODBC
Open DataBase Connectivity. (Refers to industry-standard framework.)

ODC
American Association of Oilwell Drilling Contractors. Founded in 1940. ``Oilwell'' was always one word in the organization name. I'm not sure when ``American Association of'' became part of the name (I think it always was part of the name), but in 1959 the AA appeared in the initialism of the association's new (and second) official logo (the logos are illustrated on this page). In 1972, the name changed to International Association of Drilling Contractors (IADC).

According to a presentation at the 1941 ODC Annual Meeting, more than 2,000 drilling contractors were operating in the US. There were about 4,000 rotary and 2,800 cable rigs available, and contractors owned about three-quarters of them. There's been tremendous consolidation, with far fewer independent contractors today.

Wells have also been getting progressively deeper. In 1859, in the face of some ridicule, Col. Edwin Drake drilled for oil near Titusville, Pennsylvania, and hit it at a depth of 59 feet, 8 inches. That was the first commercial oil well in the world, producing 35 barrels a day. (Pennsylvania was the first major oil-producing state. That's why a major brand of motor oil is called Quaker State.) Most early wells were shallower than 400 feet. The average well depth was about 3000 feet by 1941 and, according to the IPAA, 5572 feet in 2001. But average doesn't tell the whole story -- many modern wells are deeper than 25,000 feet. (You want metric units? Very well, a foot equals exactly 30.48 cm. ``Do the math,'' as they say.)

Generally speaking, increasing depth has meant a shift in basic drilling technology. Col. Drake used a cable rig: basically, this was an iron bit at the end of a cable. The bit functions as a ram: it is repeatedly raised by the cable and dropped. Drake's cable was pulled by a steam engine, and over time that was replaced by different motors. In principle, cable rigs can reach great depths -- a record of 11,145 feet was set by New York drillers in 1953 -- but efficiency decreases with depth. The alternative, and by far the most common kind of rig today, is the rotary rig.

The 1901 discovery of ``Spindletop'' oil field, on a salt dome near Beaumont, Texas, was taken as proof of the value of rotary drilling rigs, and popularized the use of drilling mud. As the numbers from the 1941 ODC meeting show, the gradual supplanting of cable rigs by rotary rigs was well along by 1940. Rotary rigs are basically drills: a long cylindrical tube (gradually lowered through the derrick and periodically extended by the addition of sections) transmits torque to a bit at the end. The bit can be a pretty ornery-looking device, decorated with toothed gears. The tube or ``drill string'' also serves to carry drilling mud down to the bit. The drilling mud (a mix of clay, water, and chemical additives) cools and lubricates the bit, and is recirculated by being forced up the borehole on the outside of the drill string. As it rises, it carries up rock cuttings. The cuttings are sieved out and the mud recirculated. (Sometimes the opposite circulation direction is used.) Rotary rigs have better hole-cleaning properties than cable rigs, and can transmit greater power to the bit.

ODCA
Organización Demócrata Cristiana de América. `Christian Democrat Organization of America.' Based in Caracas, Venezuela. Oh, great.

ODD
Oppositional Developmental Disorder.

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odd front
In football, an odd front is a defensive formation with a defender over center (i.e., one in front of the offensive lineman who hikes the ball). An even front is a defensive formation in which no one lines up directly over center.

In basketball, most defenses are some variation of either man-to-man or zone (there are also ``junk defenses''). The zones are normally two, three, or four areas of the court surrounding the defended basket, and the zones deform a bit as the ball moves around. In an odd-front zone [defense], the outermost zone has one defender or three. In an even-front zone, the outermost zone has two (or four, who knows?) defenders. I wouldn't know a basketball from a large grapefruit, but according to the Internet, most teams attack an odd front zone with an even number front.

``Be My Baby,'' by Ronnie Spector, was a hit for the Ronnettes (oh-- is that where the name came from?). It included the lyric, ``For every kiss you give me / I'll give you three.'' I always found that theoretically challenging. Let's experiment!

ODE
Ordinary Differential Equation. The `ordinary' refers to the fact that there is only one independent variable. If there are two or more, it's a PDE.

ODE
Oxford Dictionary of the English Language.

ODF
Oilseeds Development Fund. A pot of money from Australian oilseed companies to fund initiatives of the Australian Oilseed Foundation (AOF).

ODF
Optical Distribution Frame[s].

ODF
Optoelectronic Data Filter.

ODF
Orientation Distribution Function.

ODGE
Online Dictionary German-English. See the German entry for others.

ODI
Open Data-link Interface.

ODID
Operational Display and Input Development. ODID III, ODID IV, ... represent studies of Human-Computer Interfaces (HCI) for air-traffic control (ATC), developed by the EEC, as well as software based on that research. ( E.g., these.)

ODIF
Office Document Interchange Format in ODA (q.v.).

ODL
Object {Definition|Description|Design} Language. ODL (or an ODL) is used to declare a schema which defines the valid application types in an ODMG. Cf. OQL.

ODL
Open and Distance Learning.

Here's a project in History ODL. Here's a tendentiously acronymed ODL project from Finland. The Institute of [for] Educational Technology at an Open University in the UK is big on this stuff. Also visit the United States Distance Learning Association (USDLA).

ODM
Object Database Manager.

ODMG
Object Database Management Group.

ODMR
Optically-Detected Magnetic Resonance.

ODOD
Ohio Department Of Development. Cf. WTN.

O'Donnell, Chris
You don't think it's demeaning enough to play yes-boy, perpetually impressed side-kick to a man in purple tights? Then read how the actor who plays Robin was doubly humiliated by a girl who has non-singing parts in MTV videos. [Update: he ended up marrying his reported college sweetheart, a person outside the business. The Aerosmith girl became Batgirl in the sequel.]

Why do these things happen to a guy with such a good chin and never a bad hair day? The answer was revealed in a special four-cleavages-on-the-cover issue of the weekly newsmagazine People. Chris O'Donnell, the prep school boy, is named one of the ten best dressed of 1995, along with Nicole Kidman, Oprah Winfrey, Cindy Crawford, Serena Linley, Marcia Clark (``best-dressed on a budget''), Jodie Foster and Elizabeth Hurley. Professional transvestite RuPaul gushes ``[h]e's so adorable.'' ``His mother must be very proud,'' Linda Dano declares. Cruel praise. One member of the best-dressed advisory panel costumed him for Batman Forever, but appears not to have recused himself from the decision, despite the evident motive for mischief.

Clearly, we have no Mickey Rourke here. And as Mickey Rourke once told an interviewer for Smart magazine:

``Every once in a while you've gotta roll the potato.''
No one knows what this means. (Dice.) However, Dorothy Parker once observed that
``You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.''

Food for thought, probably.

A casting atrocity: O'Donnell as Hemingway!

[The purple-tights image link is to a locally mirrored copy of <http://wuarchive.wustl.edu/multimedia/images/gif/b/batman-a.gif>.]

ODPHP
Office of Disease Prevention and Health Promotion. Part of the DHHS.

ODR
Optical Double Resonance.

ODR
Optically-Detected Resonance.

ODS
Office of Disability Services at UB.

ODS
Oxide-Dispersion-Stabilized.

ODS
Ozone-Depleting Substances.

Vorsicht: O-umlaut is alphabetized like O; the umlaut is ignored.

oe
A FarOEan wind. Hey, it's in the Official Scrabble Players' Dictionary, that's good enough for me.

OE
Old English. Precursor of Middle English.

OE
OptoElectronic[s].

OE
Original Equipment. Term probably used most by motor-vehicle repair industry.

OE
Outlook Express, Outhouse Excess. Two names, one official. A mail user agent (MUA, which see, please) from Microsoft. Outlook Express has been described as the ``(much better) free stepchild'' of Outlook. People who like it like the fact that it is a ``user-friendly and well-integrated client'' for users who are not themslves very well integrated. Also abbreviated OLE.

oe, Oe
This is a conventional way of writing the German letter ö (umlaut o in German) when the font or type or display hardware or whatever does not offer a mechanism to write the o with a dieresis on top.

The two-letter form is also used for traditional reasons in the spelling of some names. For example, the surname of Johann Wolfgang von Goethe is never spelled Göthe, except perhaps in jest or profound ignorance, though there are individuals who spell their own surname that way. Similarly, the common surname Schröder is written Schroeder when necessary, and most German immigrants to the US with that name seem to have adopted the oe spelling. In addition, however, there are Germans in Germany who regularly spell their surname Schroeder, and their numbers perhaps ammount to as much as 5% of the Schröder population.

Not entirely relevant, but worth knowing, is that in Goethe's own pronunciation, the oe sounded little like the ö/oe of standard modern German. It's not due to the two centuries of language evolution so much as to the fact that he used his own local dialect.

The association of oe with ö is apparently not arbitrary. My mother was taught in school in Germany, some time ago, that originally only oe was used, and that the ö is an abbreviated representation of this: the dieresis over the o represents the two vertical slashes made in writing an e (in the traditional Gothic script).

There are compound words in which oe represents two vowels. The typical example is a compound like soeben [so + eben].

The oe is also used to represent the ø. I don't know whether the ø replaced or arose as another short form of oe. It's also possible that ø is associated with oe indirectly through ö. See the Oerberg entry for why that might be.

One last thing: if you can't make an ö, it's a favor to no one if you write o with a double quote in any form or position. It's painful ugly. Please, just use the oe and have done.

OEA
(Georgia State) Office of the Education Accountability.

OEA
(Australian government) Office of the Employment Advocate. Sort of an antipodean OSHA. Not that I care, but I'm on a desultory mission to collect OEA expansions.

OEA
Oklahoma Education Association. Affiliated with the NEA.

OEA
Omaha Education Association. Affiliated with the NEA.

OEA
Oregon Education Association. Affiliated with the NEA.

You know, I should group these last three entries together, using {Oklahoma | Omaha | Oregon} in the definition. But if I did that, my leisure-time work product would decrease by two units, and my nominal relaxation efficiency would decrease even as I increased hobby effort. But I need a better excuse than that. A better excuse is that there are probably other OEA's with expansions beginning in OL or ON that aren't education associations, and we should be prepared.

OEA
Ontario {Energy | Expropriation} Association.

You're probably wondering why these organizations don't have an entry between the Omaha and Oregon Education Associations (OEA and OEA, respectively). The reason is, if I did that, the comment in the OEA entry above wouldn't make any sense.

The Ontario Expropriation Association ``is a non-profit, voluntary association of professionals having an interest in the field of expropriation law and practice.'' Emphasis on the word voluntary, I guess. ``Membership in the OEA includes lawyers, appraisers, planners, accountants, and others from both the private and public sectors. The association also includes members of the Ontario Municipal Board, and the Judiciary.''

As for the Energy Association, they are ``where energy idea and actions converge.'' The idea I get from their homepage image is that they want to extract energy from lightning to make lighting.

OEA
Organización de Estados Americanos. Organisation des états américains. Organização dos Estados Americanos. Spanish, French, and Portuguese names of the OAS.

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OeAI
ÖAI.

OEB
Open E-Book standard. The coding structure that underlies most ebooks. Developed jointly by the Association of American Publishers (AAP) and Andersen Consulting Group Project.

OEC
Output Edge Control.

OECD
Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development. Established in 1961 with headquarters in Paris, the capital of France (a country in Europe) where it is l'OCDE. (We thought you'd want to know.)

Twenty-nine members currently: Austria, Australia, Belgium, Canada, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece (this country needs a better name -- something dignified to go with its great history, not a homophone of grease), Hungary, Iceland (cool!), Ireland (calm down!), Italy, Japan, Republic of Korea, Luxembourg, Mexico (Mexico?), Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States.

OECS
Optics of Excitons in Confined Systems. A conference series, the fifth was held in Germany in 1997.

OECS
Organization of Eastern Caribbean States. Just a fat-finger away from OECD. So close, yet so far.

OED
Oxford English Dictionary.

OED
Oxidation-Enhanced Diffusion. Hey, it could go either way: there's also ORD.

OEDILF
Omnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Form. Not particularly related to the OED or OED2, but they have many words in common.

OED2
Oxford English Dictionary, 2nd edition (1989).

OEE
Overall Equipment Effectiveness.

OEIC
Opto-Electronic Integrated Circuit[s]. Integrated circuits with both electronic and optical signal-passing components. Here're a couple of pictures from Hughes Electronics.

OEM
Original Equipment Manufacturer.

OEM
OptoElectronic (OE) Modulator.

OEO
Office of Economic Opportunity. The joint chiefs of staff for the War on Poverty, back when that war was fought with a hope of victory, rather than as a holding action, during the Johnson administration.

OEOB
Old Executive Office Building. Part of the White House complex. I'm not sure how I mean the word `complex.'

OEOE
Old English Online Editions. Four vowels without the relief of a consonant? Is that allowed? How many syllables are in there?

The (OE)2 is a project of the MI at WMU. As of July 2002, the plural ``Editions'' is still prospective.

OEP
Office of Economic Policy.

Oerberg
When Latin teachers (I mean teachers of Latin, okay?) (don't get smart with me) refer to ``Oerberg,'' they are usually referring to H.H. Ørberg's Lingua Latina books, which we talk around at this LL entry.

A common practice in Germanic languages is to print or type oe for ö or ø when either of the latter is not available. (For a bit more on that, see the this oe entry.) When the relevant extension of the Roman alphabet is available, and in handwriting, the use of the two-letter equivalent is generally regarded as incorrect; the principal exceptions are surnames. Many people prefer to have their names written in a traditional form. (A similar thing occurs in Japanese, and it is the main source of the demand for printable kanji characters eliminated from standard use by the government.) Anyway, although the earliest editions of the Lingua Latina books used in the US bore his surname in the form Oerberg, later editions give the name as Ørberg, so that presumably is the form he prefers. Since the books make a strong effort to avoid showing any language other than Latin, I'm surprised I haven't seen a more Latinized version of his name anywhere (though writing oe for ø is a start).

German and Swedish use ö (called ``umlaut o'' in German and called by its pronunciation in Swedish) but not ø. Danish and Norwegian use ø but not ö. When Danish or Norwegian words written with an ø have close cognates in Swedish (and they often do) the cognates are written with ö. The converse (ö in Swedish typically mapping to ø in Danish and Norwegian cognates) is also true. Consequently, the two graphemes are often regarded as functionally equivalent (we won't talk about pronunciation), and one is sometimes substituted for the other when that is all that is available. At least, in English texts, one often finds ö substituted for ø. For example, in a typescript Introduction to Lingua Latina (it's mentioned toward the end of that LL entry), the author's surname is written Örberg.

OERI
Office of Educational Research and Improvement. Within the US Department of Education, so you're assured it will be intelligently run.

OES
Old English Sheepdog. I didn't make it up; you can see it in the Dog Fanciers' Acronym List.

OES
Optical Emission Spectroscopy. Equivalently, Atomic same.

Here's some instructional material from Virginia Tech.

O.E.T.A.
Occupied Enemy Territory Administration. British government of Palestine between its conquest from the Ottoman empire in 1917 and the implementation of civilian government following the San Remo conference in 1920.

oeuvres de vulgarisation
French. There is no adequate translation into English, apparently.

OEZ
German, Osteuropäische Zeit. `East European Time (zone).'

OF
Old Fart. Old person, possibly an old fogey (see OF). Not necessarily complimentary. A virtually equivalent expression in Yiddish is Alter Kakker (`old shitter'), which came to be abbreviated AK (pronounced Ah Kah). It reminds me of an unbelievably puerile rhyme I learned in elementary school:
Here I sit,
All broken-hearted
Paid a dime to ____
But only ______.
You can figure it out. Hint: don't try to reconstruct this from scansion.

OF
Old Flame.

OF
Old Fogey. An old-fashioned person; a person set in old habits. Actually, since this defines fogey, I suppose an old fogey is an old old-fashioned person as opposed to a young fogey. May be confused with another OF. Back in the seventies, Oldsmobile became worried because its customer base was getting progressively older. (Not just the individual customers, who I'm sure you'll agree are bound to age; the average age of the customer base as a whole was increasing.) Instead of trying to improve the health of seniors, they faithlessly decided to try to attract younger customers. They agitated within GM for less hopelessly staid models, and they instituted a lame and transparently desperate ad campaign (temporarily successful, for all I know) around the neologism Youngmobile, although they didn't actually change the marque. The age of the models in Geritol advertising has been decreasing (or so it seems to me). Soon I expect it to be marketed as a baby food supplement.

You wanted more graceful transitions in the previous paragraph? What do you think this is -- literature?

A-driver's-license-and-car is babe-bait in high school and in retirement communities. In the former, parents may impose a curfew; in the latter, the state division of motor vehicles may impose a no-driving-after-dark restriction.

OF
German, Originalfassung. `Original version.'

OFC
Outside Front Cover. The most prominent advertising space on a book. Much valued because, as they say, you can't tell a book by its cover.

OFDM
Orthogonal Frequency Division Modulation. Part of the European standard for digital audio broadcast (DAB), inter alia. It's used for asymmetric digital subscriber loop (ADSL), and is being considered for high-definition television (HDTV).

I understand that after an initial IFFT, a ``cyclic prefix'' is slapped on the front, which is just a repeat of the end of the transformed signal, and that this makes decoding easy, and that another advantage of OFDM is that it's possible to design for ``bad spots'' in the frequency spectrum. The downside includes high peak-to-average power ratio, and the need for precise linearity in the amplifiers and very sharp frequency syncronization. Don't quote me on that, though -- the speaker intensity at the talk I attended on this stuff was fading into the air conditioner noise (white, Carrier), and the overheads were not easy to decode.

OFDMA
Orthogonal Frequency Division Multiple Access. Same as OFCDM.

OFE
Overall Factory Effectiveness.

off
OF and only oF. Evidently, on the basis of iff.

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Please! This is a family glossary! As we envision it, the whole family [mom, her current significant other (SO), those step-children living at home] can gather 'round the monitor, a log-fire mpeg endless-looping in a corner window, and together read about

off the record
Here's something I thought was uninteresting in an interesting way: in the October (I think) 2005 issue of Vanity Fair, Michael Wolff reported that
[Vice President Dick Cheney's] office, oddly, or nervously, or defensively, refuses to supply a daily schedule of his recent activities, and, furthermore, makes this refusal off the record. (Truly--a spokesperson refused to provide information only under the condition that I agreed not to say she refused to provide information.)

I suppose she must have threatened to refuse to refuse to provide the information unless he agreed not to reveal her refusal. I think Wolff struck a bad bargain here, and it's not even clear that he honored the confidentiality agreement. It probably depends on the precise wording. What the nonspokesperson should have done was provide the lack of information on a recursive conditional basis. The reporter would have had to agree not to report any off-the-record information, with the stipulation that any information about off-the-record information (including but not limited to the conditions under which it might be reported) would be considered off-the-record information itself. One shudders to think what stick could correspond to such an indigestible carrot. One also wonders about the topology of such an uninformative information set. This set might have a hole in its interior: is it permissible not to report the daily schedule one hasn't been given, or is this tantamount to suggesting that one hasn't received the schedule?

Here's a less convoluted situation, but one with a little more emotional weight. It's from a Washington Post story of June 20, 2007, reporting the continuation of a ban on the use of BlackBerrys in French government ministries and the presidential palace. (After all, BlackBerry data are routed through servers in the UK and the US; the NSA may be listening.)

An Orange France spokesman said Wednesday that the company had no comment on the government's decision to banish the BlackBerry from the corridors and offices of government because of security concerns. The spokesman, however, pleaded not to be named declining to comment.

RIM, the Canadian company that makes the BlackBerry, says messages sent via BlackBerrys are super-duper secure (not an exact quote). Of course, they have to say that. The question is, what are they not telling us, and what are they not telling us that they're not telling us? Check out the non-denial denial entry also, but don't tell 'em I sentcha.

OFHC
Oxygen-Free, High-Conductivity (copper).

OFHEO
Office of Federal Housing Enterprise Oversight. Oversees Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.

OFID
Optical Free Induction Decay. A short-pulse generation method for lasers; see Eli Yablonovitch and J. Goldhar, Applied Physics Letters, 25, 580 (1974). See short bibliography

OFLTA
Oklahoma Foreign Language Teachers' Association. The Oklahoma affiliate of SWCOLT (the Southwest Conference on Language Teaching), which is in turn a regional affiliate of ACTFL (the American Council of Teachers of Foreign Languages).

OFM, ofm
Order of Friars Minor. A Franciscan order.

OFR
Oxygen Free Radical. Thought to be a really bad guy in (animal) aging.

Ofsted
(UK government) OFfice for STandards in EDucation.

OFT
Office of Fair Trading. A UK government agency.

OFT
Orbiter Flight Test. NASA acronym.

OFTEL
OFfice of TELecommunications. British government's telecommunications (wire-line and wireless) regulator.

of the South
The ``Harvard of the South'' is a much-disputed title. It might be Duke (in Caroliney) or Vandy or Emory or any of a score of other places that claim the epithet, or just possibly none of them (so foller th'link awreddy!). Here is a list of X's and Y's, where Y is ``the <X> of the South'' and X is not Harvard.

Niagara: Cumberland Falls (in Whitley County, Kentucky)
Grand Canyon: Breaks Canyon
William Shakespeare: William Faulkner

See also our FSU entry. (F is for Florida, SU is for Soviet Union, and X is for the People's Republic of Berkeley.)

OFW
Overseas Filipino Workers. That's Filipinos working outside the Philippines.

OFX
Open Financial eXchange. An XML-based project of the banking industry to automate the exchange of bills, statements, and payments.

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OG
Offensive Guard. An inside lineman in American (``grid-iron'') football.

OG
Output Gate.

OGC
Old Graduate College. Original wing of the Graduate College, the residential college (local name for a dorm) at Princeton University. There central square is dominated by a statue of Andrew Fleming West, first dean of Princeton's graduate school. West had struggled with university president Woodrow Wilson over whether or not Princeton should have a graduate school. When he lost, Wilson left Princeton and went on to become president of the US. I'm not sure if this counts as a service of the Graduate School. Years later, to compound the insult, Princeton University went on to name its school of public affairs ``The Woodrow Wilson School.''

Cf. NGC.

The OGC sits at the top of a hill, on the far side of a golf course from the main undergraduate campus. On a misty morning, coming into Princeton on the train spur from Princeton Junction, the most prominent sight off to the west is the OGC's Cleveland Tower, rising like an upscale Brigadoon in central New Jersey. More than one person claims to have felt disoriented by the sight.

OGI
Oregon Graduate Institute of Science & Technology.

OGIP
Office of Guest Investigator Programs (Code 668 of GSFC).

OGLE
Optical Gravitational Lensing Experiment.

OGS
Other Government Securities.

OH
AlcOHol. The abbreviation doesn't really reflect middle letters of that word. It represents the chemical symbols for oxygen (O) and hydrogen (H). An alcohol is an alkane with an -OH group substituted for a hydrogen.

OH-
Hydroxyl group. Like OH but not sharing any of its electrons. Since many of the common alkalis are hydroxides (in particular, ammonium and metal hydroxides), it occasionally appears as part of the abbreviation for a base.

OH
Off Hook. A standard modem light.

OH
Post-office abbreviation for Ohio.

The Villanova Center for Information Law and Policy serves a page of Ohio state government links. USACityLink.com has a page with some city and town links for the state.

The song ``My City was Gone'' first appeared on the Pretenders' album Learning to Crawl. It was written by lead singer Chrissie Hynde, a native of Akron, Ohio, after she returned from a long stay in Britain. The song ends

Ay, oh, where did you go, Ohio?

OH
OverHead. A common acronym component: POH, SOH, TOH.

Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweet
Mnemonic for the spectral classification sequence O B A F G K M R N S. There are others.

The spectral classification sequence categorizes the light spectra of stars. The system was developed by E. C. Pickering, director of the Harvard College Observatory from 1877 to 1919, a time when it was dark at night across most of the US and it wasn't ridiculous to operate a professional astronomical observatory in coastal Massachusetts. Back when there were competing spectral classifications (due to Secchi and Vogel), Pickering's system was known as the Harvard system or the Henry Draper system. Henry Draper was a benefactor of the observatory.

Pickering's system is based not on the color of the star, but on the relative absorption of a sequence of pairs of absorption lines. Thus, as one moves along the main sequence from B to A (i.e.: B0, B1, B2, ... B9, A0) the relative absorption of helium lines decreases and the hydrogen absorption lines become more prominent.

OHC
OverHead Cams. The cams are eccentric widths of a cam rod that actuates poppet valves (see OHV, for want of a less specific entry) in an internal combustion engine. Overhead here really means over the cylinder heads, so the valves can be actuated directly, rather than by an indirect mechanism involving rocker arms.

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OHC
Oxygen Hole Centers. Charged defects in silicon dioxide.

OHCO
Ordered Hierarchy of Content Objects.

OHDMI
2-hydroxydesipramine. (Hydroxy radical is -OH, desipramine is DMI.) OHDMI is the major active metabolite of DMI found in blood plasma.

OHDS
Office of Human Development Services.

O. Henry
Pen name of William Sydney Porter (1862-1910). There are probably fewer than twenty popular theories of how this name was chosen. Whether he was really guilty of embezzling from the Austin National Bank is also controversial. He is famous for writing short stories less interesting than his own life.

OHFS
Optimized Hartree-Fock-Slater (HFS, q.v.). See I. Lindgren, Physics Letters 19, 382 (1965); Arkiv Fysik (Sweden) 31, 59 (1966). For relativistic generalization, see Arne Rosén and Ingvar Lindgren, ``Relativistic Calculations of Electron Binding Energies by a Modified Hartree-Fock-Slater Method,'' Physical Review 176, 114 (1968).

OHG
Old High German. In modern German: Das Althochdeutsch (see ahd.). The ``high'' (or hoch) refers to geographic elevation -- high in the mountains to the south, highland as opposed to lowland (from Flanders to Pomerania). (Cf. ``Upper'' vs. ``Lower'' Egypt.) The term Hochdeutsch tends to be used in a more restrictive sense today, referring to the standard dialect as opposed to the local languages (some of which are also high German in the strictly descriptive sense). For the rest of this entry, however, I will use ``High German'' in the broader sense of the language subfamily that arose in southern and central Germany.

High German is a division of West Germanic. West Germanic is one of three main divisions of the Germanic language family, which in turn is one of a dozen or so major divisions of the Indo-European language family. The other two main Germanic branches are North Germanic, otherwise known as Scandinavian, and East Germanic. The East Germanic tribes migrated from the Baltic and settled around the Black Sea by the fourth century. Then came Attila. Someday if you're good I won't tell you the story. It's very exciting, and it doesn't have a very happy ending.

West Germanic includes Anglo-Saxon and its descendants (including English, a language you may be aware of), Frisian, Dutch, and related languages, and the two language groups Low and High German. Some time around 500 A.D., a sound shift occurred in OHG that still distinguishes Hochdeutsch (the more precise term for German from other West Germanic families.

The Low German branch of West Germanic has surviving members, such as Plattdeutsch, among the various local languages of modern Germany. But High German is the ancestor of standard German, and historically, most German literature has been written in OHG or one of its descendant languages. German literature is thus divided into three periods. Old High German (800 A.D. to 1050), Middle High German (1050-1500), and New High German (1500 to present)

OHI
Other Health Insurance.

Oh, I don't care how I look
You think after I spent three hours to achieve the effortlessly-beautiful look, that I would spoil it with a smudge of ugly truth? Get real: deception is the essence of personal allure.

Yes, yes, you're thinking of Violet, George and Mary Bailey's childhood friend in It's A Wonderful Life. She says, ``Oh, this ol' thing? I only wear this when I don't care how I look.'' The Violet character's best line, m.A.n., is uttered by the actress playing her as a child in an early scene. Coming into Mr. Gower's drugstore, she meets the little Mary Hatch,

Mary: I love [George].
Violet: Me too!
Mary: [But] you love all the boys!
Violet: What's wrong with that?
(From memory; first three lines approximate.)

Oh, I'm sure, like, ``yeah.''
This phrase caught my ear the other day and gave it a sharp tug. It's a minor miracle that people who have thoughts no more intelligent than this are nevertheless able to articulate those thoughts in language that can be understood. I mean, like, if they had to figure out how to construct a sentence from grammatical first principles, they'd have to like, just gurgle, you know?

Look, what I'm trying to say here is, most people have an unconscious mind that would blow out their conscious mind in any fair test of intelligence, see? The conscious mind gets all the publicity only because it's out in front. Cool, no? Anyway, practice the head term until it rolls off your tongue like some bad meat you ate an hour ago, and you can sound spontaneous too.

OHIO
A structural formula for Iodous acid. O=I-O-H would have been better, but we understood.

Ohm
Old German word for `uncle.' Also the surname of Georg Simon Ohm (1789-1854), who in 1826 discovered the resistance law named in his honor.

ohm
The SI unit of resistance, named after Georg Simon Ohm. This is the only metric base unit abbreviated by a Greek letter (a capital omega). The only other Greek letter normally used in metric unit abbreviations is a lower-case mu, indicating a factor of 10-6.

The h in the German noun Ohm is silent -- it only serves to indicate that the o is long (in terms of vowel quantity). In Greek, the distinction is made by using different vowels omega and omicron, as the names imply.

Greek does not have a letter aitch. The capital eta looks like H, but it's just a vowel. When Greek is written in Roman characters, aitches are inserted to represent aspiration. Specifically, th, ph, and ch transliterate the Greek letters theta, phi, and chi, which in Greek represent the aspirated versions of the unvoiced stops tau, pi, and kappa, respectively. (We do the same thing with voiced stops in Hindi: bh, dh, gh.) Vowels and rho can also be aspirated, but there aren't separate letters for the aspirated versions. Instead, the characters for the unaspirated sounds are augmented by a breathing mark. (The breathing mark, also called spiritus asper in Latin, looks like a tiny left parenthesis mark above the letter.) Thus, the Greek words that we write hero and rhetor look like ero and retor with specks of ink or screen phosphor along the top. As you can see, the aitch indicating aspiration is usually written after the aspirated sound in Roman characters, but before the aspirated vowel. However, when a Greek word begins with an aspirated diphthong (as in haima, `blood'), the breathing mark is placed over the second vowel.

Well, I was trying to build to something. I was going to mention that vowels in Greek were only aspirated (or at least only got aspiration marks) at the beginning of a word. (This makes it a bit like English, which now has lost word-final aspiration -- it occurs only in foreign loans like Bach and loch -- and limited intervocalic aspiration.) Then I was going to bring in the microohm, and, like a soufflé, this Greek concoction would rise and yield mÔ! Or mo' or something. (I don't like soufflé.) But alas, as often happens, the ingredients didn't come together quite right and, deflatedly, I must simply ask you to proceed now to the mho entry.

OHMVR
Off-Highway Motor Vehicle Recreation (Division) of the state of California.

ohne
German: `without.' That's in the sense of `lacking,' antonym of with, not in the older sense of English without that contrasts with within. The word ohne evolved in both low and high German dialects from the negating prefix ohn-, un-, cognate with a, an- in Greek and Sanskrit, in- in Latin (with assimilated forms i-, il-, im-, and ir-), and English un-. In fact, ohn- continued to be productive as a prefix in German until about the 17th century, but today the form (and pronunciation) un- is standard.

At first blush, English appears unusual in having a compound to fill this semantic slot, but that is mainly appearances. Dutch has zonder. (And Dutch zonde is `sin,' so zonder zonde is `sinless.') This zonder is cognate with, and sounds a lot like, the German word sonder. The original senses of the word included `outside' (i.e., `without'), and considering that that is the sense of some Indic cognates (like reconstructed Old Indic sanu-tar), there seems to be some parallel reasoning going on here. Sonder (also sunder) accumulated some related meanings, such as `for each,' and now the main sense of the adjective (and adverb) is `separate(ly).' This all seems very reasonable if one meditates on the related senses of ``outside of'' and ``apart from'' in English. In fact, the outside notion just won't die. The Swedish adverb ut has about the same meaning as its English cognate `out,' utan expresses `without.' The Danish is uden. For Spanish and some other Romance, see sin.

OHP
Observatoire de Haute Provence. It observes the ``upper province'' -- to wit: the sky. It's an astronomical observatory. What's that? No? You say that's spelled differently, and there's an old region of France whose name means `higher province'? A likely story. Next thing, you'll be telling me a city has a name that means `colony,' or a country has chosen as its name something generic like ``United Kingdom'' or something.

OHP
OverHead Transparency Panel. Also called projection plate. Allows a live computer screen image to be projected by an ordinary overhead projector. Market is currently dominated by LCD's.

Ohr
German `ear.'

Öhr
German `eye.' If you can't pronounce your vowels accurately, use Auge.

OHSU
Oregon Health & Science University.

OHV
Off-Highway Vehicle.

OHV
OverHead Valves. The valves control intake to cylinders of fuel-air mix and exhaust from cylinders of burnt fuel in an internal combustion engine. In ordinary automobile engines, the valves are always overhead (i.e., at the end of the cylinder, in the cylinder head). The expression ``overhead valve'' derives its meaning from indirection: it simply avoids saying that the camshaft is overhead (that would be OHC), and so implies that the camshaft is elsewhere, and that the valves are therefore actuated by the old pushrod-and-rocker-arm mechanism. A nice description is served on this page. For a completely unrelated kind of indirection, which you really have no interest in, see my uncle's comments at the ZNR entry.

Automobile engines are almost all four-stroke engines. Hand-held chainsaws, lawn mowers, boats with outboard engines, motorcycles, and snowmobiles all traditionally used two-stroke engines. The principal advantage of a two-stroke engine is that you get one power stroke per cylinder per revolution of the crankshaft, rather than one every two revolutions. This means that roughly, you only need half as many cylinders and you have a lighter engine. Two-strokes are also lighter because they're simpler. The earliest designs had no valves, just inlet and outlet openings on the side of the cylinder, closed by the side of the piston. Later designs improved operation slightly with reed valves -- one-way valves that do not require actuation (so no cams, etc.). Some two-strokes do have valves at the top of the cylinder, but I don't know anything about their actuation.

The philosophical disadvantage of two-strokes is that they're sloppy: they squeeze the four operations of compression, power, exhaust, and intake into just two strokes (one complete turn of the crankshaft). This means that you're adding fuel-air mix as you're removing combusted fuel from the same cylinder, so some fuel is wasted: being exhausted immediately as it is let in. Fuel injection gets around this, since fuel can be injected just before spark, and that approach has also been tried. In any case, there are many kinds of inefficiency, and carrying a heavier, harder-to-repair engine may not be worth slightly greater fuel efficiency.

In practice, many other factors influence fuel efficiency, and fuel pass-through is not even the most important cause of hydrocarbon (unburnt fuel) emissions now. Nevertheless, with the exception of hand-held chainsaws, the two-stroke applications listed earlier are moving toward four-stroke. The main practical advantage is vastly reduced noise.

O&I
Operations and Inspection.

OIC
Chat-room rebus for ``Oh I See.''

OICA
Oregon Independent Colleges Association. Affiliated with NAICU.

oicotype
The local form or forms of a folktale, folksong, or any other folk genre. ``Local'' in the definition may refer to a village, state, tribe, region, nation or other grouping.

The first part of the term is derived from the Greek oîkos, `house, dwelling.' Other English terms with the same root tend to be based on the Latinized root form oeco-, and the initial oe has generally eroded to e (as in foetus > fetus). In fact, the only common words I can think of that have the root are economy and ecology, and derivationally related words. (According to the OED, oecology was modeled on oeconomy.) The Greek original of that word, oikonomia, essentially had to do with household management. [For a really thorough discussion of the semantic evolution of the word economy in English, see the beginning of Moses Finley's The Ancient Economy (Un. of Calif. Pr., 1973).] In German, economy is Ökonomie. (The umlauted character represents oe.) The word Ökonomie shares the semantic field of economy with the more common Wirtschaft. (The distinction doesn't line up with that of economy and finance. Look, this is the oicotype entry. Wait until we have a dedicated Ökonomie entry, or look in a German dictionary.)

By now you're eager to know how oicotype happens to be spelled the way it is. The reason is probably that the word was introduced by a Swede, Carl Wilhelm von Sydow. See Selected Papers on Folklore, ed. Laurits Bødker (Copenhagen: Rosenkilde and Bagger, 1948).

OICU
Oklahoma Independent Colleges and Universities. Affiliated with NAICU.

OID
Original Issue Discount. A term used by the US IRS. If you need help preparing your tax return, try visiting the IRS website.

-oid
A suffix that forms adjectives; in general foofoid or baroid means ``having a form resembling foofa or bar.'' Used as a noun, the term often excludes, say, foofa from the category of objects that resemble foofa. The morpheme is common in science and math, and widely used in zoology to name taxa above the level of genus on the basis of a characteristic genus or species. Names with -oidea and similar endings (oideaoids? nah) correspond to broader and more inclusive (i.e., higher) taxa than names ending in -id. Ultimately, the -oid suffix arose from the Greek word eidos, `form.'

OIDA
Optoelectronics Industry Development Association.

oída
Spanish for `heard.' More precisely, the female form of the past participle of oír, `to hear.'

OIEA
Organismo Internacional para la Energía Atómica. Spanish name of `International Atomic Energy Agency' (IAEA). If it bothers you to see the cognate of English organism here, think of it as an ``international body'' rather than an ``international agency.''

OIF
Office for Intellectual Freedom (of the ALA). See also FEN.

OIF
Organisation internationale de la Francophonie. It's not just about language: L'Organisation internationale de la Francophonie est une institution fondée sur le partage d'une langue et de valeurs communes.

OIG
Office of Inspector General.

OII
Open Information Interchange. Index of Standards here.

OIM
Operations Interface Module.

OIM
Orientation-Imaging Microscopy. SEM-based imaging technique for analyzing the crystallographic structure of materials.

oink
Standard onomatopoeia for pig sound. The fact is, pigs are much more expressive than this would suggest. See two postings [(1) and (2)] on the Classics list.

OINK
One Income, No Kids. A marketing demographic. Less common than DINK.

OINKS
One Insufficient income, Nasty Kids and Spouse. Acronym coined by TV Guide writer Harold Poskin, to describe shows like ``Roseanne'' (in which